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ngl everytime janie is not on the scene and it’s just men talking the book gets so boring 😭

“Am I hideous, Jane?”
“Very, sir”
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can this girl stop speaking in french

“Do you think me handsome?” “No, sir”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

SHE JUST LIKE ME SHE JUST LIKE ME

😟

qn chingados es andrea de que me perdí

hija de puta !!!!

girl are you insane

dios me encanta cuando le tiran hate a los de odonto jabdjabjsbs

why did no one tell me this book was funny as hell

Henry’s a virgin

charles homophobic for that

“I mean, chemical concentrations aren’t even measured in terms of grams and miligrams but in something called moles.”

two dumb bitches telling each other exactly

vivien leigh mention

“I am an only child; people’s siblings interest me.”

yeah

his gay ass

let’s try again

maybe you wouldn’t feel so bad if you stopped smoking 😭

it’s crazy to me that when i first read this book i just sympathized with holden a lot…and now not only do i sympathize with him, rather i understand him and his anger and his sadness and his frustration about people wasting their lives knowing his brother can’t do that but also knowing you’re a hypocrite because you’re also wasting your life and you’re failing him…grief is crazy lol

“Old Luce knew who every flit and Lesbian in the United States was. All you had to do was mention somebody—anybody—and old Luce’d tell you if he was a flit or not.”

ok and?????? my friends can do that too, he’s not special 🙄

INSANE thing to say jesus christ

He has that kind of misogyny you only see on gay men

“‘I mean I felt much sorrier when old Mercutio got killed than when Romeo and Juliet did.”

are you gay

“If you want to know the truth, I’m a virgin. I really am.”

yeah no shit 😭

“All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.”

5 pages in and he already said faggy lmfao

“I never sleep anymore except for late in the morning. Who would want to sleep inside a forest of the night teeming with questions? With my hands clasped behind my head, I lie awake in the night and think how happy I was, happy, and after all I did promise myself I’d never complain again, never accuse anyone, if I might be allowed to be happy just once.”