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dios me encanta cuando le tiran hate a los de odonto jabdjabjsbs

why did no one tell me this book was funny as hell

Henry’s a virgin

charles homophobic for that

“I mean, chemical concentrations aren’t even measured in terms of grams and miligrams but in something called moles.”

two dumb bitches telling each other exactly

vivien leigh mention

“I am an only child; people’s siblings interest me.”

yeah

his gay ass

let’s try again

maybe you wouldn’t feel so bad if you stopped smoking 😭

it’s crazy to me that when i first read this book i just sympathized with holden a lot…and now not only do i sympathize with him, rather i understand him and his anger and his sadness and his frustration about people wasting their lives knowing his brother can’t do that but also knowing you’re a hypocrite because you’re also wasting your life and you’re failing him…grief is crazy lol

“Old Luce knew who every flit and Lesbian in the United States was. All you had to do was mention somebody—anybody—and old Luce’d tell you if he was a flit or not.”

ok and?????? my friends can do that too, he’s not special 🙄

INSANE thing to say jesus christ

He has that kind of misogyny you only see on gay men

“‘I mean I felt much sorrier when old Mercutio got killed than when Romeo and Juliet did.”

are you gay

“If you want to know the truth, I’m a virgin. I really am.”

yeah no shit 😭

“All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.”

5 pages in and he already said faggy lmfao

“I never sleep anymore except for late in the morning. Who would want to sleep inside a forest of the night teeming with questions? With my hands clasped behind my head, I lie awake in the night and think how happy I was, happy, and after all I did promise myself I’d never complain again, never accuse anyone, if I might be allowed to be happy just once.”

“I am the first perfect example of waste—extravagant, ecstatic and incapable of putting the world to any reasonable use, able to show up at the masked ball of society, or stay away like someone who has been detained, or has forgotten to make a mask, or can no longer fin his costume out of carelessness, and si one day will no longer be invited.”

“He'll win his case, because who wants anything from me, who needs me?

“No, just Fräulein Jellinek is here”

as in…that…?

“who would’ve thought he knew how to sing”

his nickname is Luismi……..yeah no shit 😭😭😭

“k pedo bamos a segur chupando”

los mensajes q me envían 😭😭

no esperaba ver mi nombre aquí

primera vez que veo la palabra verga en un libro!

“It wasn’t until he caught the downtown A that he saw what they had done with their childhood. They had wrapped it in dark cloth, sneaked it underground and thrown it all over the trains.”

get away from her 😭

get away from him 😭

Toni Morrison’s writing really do gets under your skin