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Sobbing so hard I feel like I’m going to throw up.

This is the bad place. Why is there so much book left I can’t do this

FUCK YOU FITZCHIVALRY “IM NOT IN LOVE WITH THE FOOL” FARSEER

“He slept, curled like a kitten, his brow nearly touching mine, on the other end of his pallet. His breathing was deep and even, and one long hand was palm up on the blankets between us, as if in offering, or beseeching something of me. Sleepily, I reached over and set my hand in his. He did not seem to wake. Strangely, I felt at peace.”

“… what will you tell her?”

“The truth. I know it’s a novel idea, but I thought that at least one Farseer should try it.”

15 year old menace, Dutiful I love you.

This book is making me contemplate death too often and it’s making me feel sick to my stomach. GET OFF THAT GLACIER.

“You’re a sword. So you were made to be, by me, a weapon to be wielded. And he think you fit his hand the best.”

Chade…. I love you, please don’t make me hate you more than I do right now omfg

I’m scared, everyone needs to stop fighting!!!!

I’m already crying and now I have to read the quarrel. Someone shoot me

Jek asking the important questions here, THANK YOU

The book of pain and despair

“He came one late, wet spring, and brought the wide world back to my doorstep.”

IM HOME <3 oh Fitz how I missed you

Epic.

You can’t FOOL me Amber….

LMFAO FUCK YOU KYLE

Oh!

Craziest part of all of this is finding out my boy Fitz has a southern accent????

Our characters are down so bad right now…

Wintrow: 13 year old boy priest enslaved by his father

Kennit: one legged pedophile pirate who dreams of being an evil king just got his leg chopped off by said boy priest who’s soul is lowkey joining with his

Brashen: no pussy

Ronica/Keffria/Malta: broke girls committing intergenerational gaslighting schemes against one another

Althea: lesbian allegations

Robin Hobb what did your evil uncle do to you, and why must I also experience him through Regal and Kyle?? Only halfway through book one and I’m sick and tired of this ignorant, repugnant, hypocritical man… your days are numbered Kyle.

My god does Robin Hobb know how to write conflict. I HATE THESE PEOPLE IM SEETHING. Ronica babe, why would you ever trust a man named Kyle wtf😭

Cried through the last 2 chapters