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This is soooooooo much better than the movie

I just finished the movie. I have been scared to watch this since finishing beach read 5 years ago and knowing that nothing could possible top that masterpiece… but the movie was pretty good… we shall see…

Has Frieda McFadden been around kids ever because it seems to me the answer is no

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I knew from the second we mentioned having preeclampsia even though her son was NINE that this would be the plot btw. We have gottttt to start thinking these things through

Genuinely I hate this book and I hate how stupid Millie is she

Enzo is a fucktard

“It’s kind of nice,” Nico concedes. “But I wish it were painted red. And had arches on it that were yellow.” Okay, I’m pretty sure my son is telling me he wants to live at McDonald’s.

Why was this necessary to include

I’m sooooo confused why is she taking this so far

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Omfg

Bruh

Guys genuinely what is this book

She gets stupider every chapter why would you text your married boss about his wife when she pays your phone bill I can see the conflict coming from a mile away

Bruh

She’s an idiot

Wait lowkey I thought this was about the other (better) sister. We shall see if the existence of R & J in the next book is enough to keep me reading 😬

Ugh I missed THEM

Good plot but too much of it

I know we hate jk Rowling but she is a genius

I love when Harry gets something RIGHT for a change

Another prime example of Harry not thinking

Ok ginny

I feel like all
These people are mad at her can they chill

I could not give any less fucks about her friend. GET THE MAN BACK ON THE PAGES

That was the most uncalled for crash out I have ever seen

This has GOT to be one of the worst books I have ever read.

Maybe I’m a loser for reading this but this guy is even more of a loser for riding Haunted Mansion 24 TIMES IN ONE DAY! I mean to be a Disney Adult is one thing… but to be a Haunted Mansion Adult… come on