Juniper Lee > Recent Status Updates

Oh my

Ewww, wash off the vampire gore before you do it

You’re 10,000 years old but still need 2 roommates so you can afford rent? Embarrassing.

Listen, i do enjoy this book hut i also have to take a break from it because none of the boys are kissing

Oh wow, an I obsessed with submarines now?

Worth a shot, indeed.

Stop referring to matcha as coffee, they are literally not the same thing.

Jeezus would it KILL YOU to COMMUNICATE your FEELINGS?? My man Owen is contemplating changing ROOMS before saying “hey demon roommate from Hell would you mind picking your underwear off the floor?”
It’s not that hard.

I love that Chrissy is a plus-size actor who has been cast as the LEAD ^.^ coming from a theatre professional? I never see that. Hopefully I’ll see more of it in the future ^.^

OMG GABLE IS SUCH A GOOD NAME GOOD CHOICE

I don’t need a savior, Hilde. I need friends, and you ceased to be one the day you joined the Nazi party.

FINALLY THE PLOT HAS ARRIVED

The plot i was promised on the book jacket hasn’t even STARTED YET

Every. Frikkin. Page. Is something that doesn’t make sense. So i have to choose wether or not to google it or just figure it out on my own.
Somethings i can take a stab at. Somethings i cannot fathom what they mean.

“You have to swear..”
“On my naked belly button,” Hannah replied.

Wtf?

OK WE GET IT YOU DID YOUR RESEARCH AND YOU KNOW A MILLION GERMAN WORDS, ITS OVERKILL I CANT ENJOY THE STORY IF IM GOOGLING THESE STUPID 13 SYLLABLE GERMAN WORDS EVERY PARAGRAPH