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Some smut scenes really are well worth the wait.

"What a silent and deadly disease, Insecurity. Which inflicted even the most unsuspecting."

Undoubtedly one of the most romantic first kisses I've ever read or heard or seen.

Forever referring to cats as "house racoons" from here on out.

"They all wanted to be seen, but were afraid of what would be found." Oh that cuts deep.

Charlie going from she/her to they/them. 🥹

"Who was it that said you could never go home again? Jesus?"

"That's not finality — that's a Scorsese film."

"No buttercream icing to cover a cake of blood." This is perhaps the most grotesque and badass way of saying someone isn't sugarcoating.

This is such a fucked up book. I love it so much, but Jesus Christ...

Okay well to be fair to myself, her ex is still an incel... But how was I supposed to know her step brother was in love with her??? Be serious.

Incels really will be envious of a girl/woman's brothers/step brothers. God, men are the worst.

"Your heart is like a toenail — it grows and grows."

We have a finite amount of original sentences left.

I'm still thinking about "the moon is carnivorous, as everyone knows." Because I certainly hadn't been made aware.

You know I'm an absolute sucker for a True Detective mention.

"She is an endless series of questions in the form of a girl."

Rich people will really ignore any red flags in order to get free shit as long as it's labeled "exclusive" or "luxury."

Chekhov's peanut allergy.

Don't ever let a murder investigation stop you from going down on the mysterious beautiful woman you met 2 hours ago.

Detective Horny ain't solving SHIT. 😭

Already in love with the atmosphere. This is exactly the type of spooky story and setting to get me out of a slump.

My Spotify premium ran out of audiobook time for the month, and I'm positively FUMING having to wait until August 1 to continue this horrifying story.

"Maybe, just maybe, he would return one day and burn that fucking palace to the ground." I got CHILLS.

"I won't burn," he says. "You'll see!"

Chekov, meet gun.

I'm enjoying this, but it's stressing me out so bad. I have such a bad feeling about what's going on...

Finally getting around to reading this. 🙂‍↕️ After having the book sitting pretty on my shelf for almost a decade.

This reminds me so much of Shop Around the Corner

Thank god there's a new narrator. No offense to the last one...

Every now and then, the narrator of this audiobook gets a kind of Jennifer Coolidge thing happening with her voice and it takes me OUT 🤣

I already liked this book so far, but Gwen being gay instantly made me like it 100x better. 😌