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Men with guns won’t solve it. Men with guns don’t solve shit.
Tell that to the men with guns

Muthafkr 😲

“Well beyond weird and into the stuff of a Stephen King novel”

A life without love is no life at all

This is accidentally my second consecutive book about girls kicking ass - and I’m ok with that

Dayum!!!!

“How could this happen, you ask? How could something like this go on for so long and nobody notice? [… ] Easy as pie. Happens all the time”

Huge thanks to Titan books for an ARC in exchange for an honest review.
I’m excited to start this!

Sack the Arc readers…. Wis (should read Wins)

Who rides there so late through the night dark and drear?
The father it is, with his infant so dear;
He holdeth the boy tightly clasp'd in his arm,
He holdeth him safely, he keepeth him warm.

My son, wherefore seek'st thou thy face thus to hide?
"Look, father, the Erl-King is close by our side!
Dost see not the Erl-King, with crown and with train?"
"My son, 'tis the mist rising over the plain.

Der Erlkönig Goethe

Nothing soothes a somber heart quite like a cake

I hear, ya!

Things I never expected to find in a Joe Hill story…. Wolverhampton!!!!

Dark Carousel- an ode to Ray Bradbury

One of the few times I’ve read the introduction in a book

Starting with Faun because I heard Joe Hill talk about it at a recent signing and I’m intrigued

Riley… Marc and now Linus

Overtones of a f***ked up Peter Pan

A awful lot of bees!

ARC review

If I’m a moth and he’s a flame i want burn.

Barf 🤮

WhoTF is Annie??

The tropes be tropin’

Well this is off to a terrible start….

Do you really think so little of your readers that you think we need help to pronounce names like Viola and Castelle?

Instantly annoyed by this….

Oooooohhhhhkkkaaaayyyy!!!!

I thought this was just another same-old-same-old and then you go and drop this shizzle!!

Noice!!!!!!

Part 2 - Still little or no trials. Skeletons falling out of closets all over the place