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This kid is creepy AF

“Well, you’re not alone anymore, buddy,” I say. “Neither of us are.”

If anything happens to either of them I am fucking killing myself

"So I’m a single man in my thirties, who lives alone in a small apartment, I don’t have any kids, but I like kids a lot. I don’t like where this is going …
A teacher! I’m a schoolteacher! I remember it now!
Oh, thank God. I’m a teacher."

PFFFFTTT HAHAHA

"‘I heard of your marriage, Cathy, not long since; and, while waiting in the yard below, I meditated this plan—just to have one glimpse of your face, a stare of surprise, perhaps, and pretended pleasure; afterwards settle my score with Hindley; and then prevent the law by doing execution on myself. Your welcome has put these ideas out of my mind; but beware of meeting me with another aspect next time!"

Dude???