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Love the harsh cuts from the baron doing the freakiest shit ever to heartbreaking poem about the duke

"I'll have stilgar send idaho's head to the duke" meanwhile stilgar and idaho are exchanging friendship bracelets and having slumber parties

Well jessica it is a desert planet

Why are we noting our nephew's lips baron

This is the worst written gay best friend in maybe all of media ever and that is truly saying something

Riker maneuver?

I have to cheat on my wife with a robot right now or else

Is this testing whether I'm an android or whether I'm a homosexual

Pol bisexuality arc I see you 👀

I cannot stress enough how GAY mandor and wildantor are

BELMAKOR mention??? I never thought I'd hear that name again

Getting impaled to death by your own siege engine exploding is such a funny way to go. Rip kathandrion but.

"I have GOT to get this guy married immediately" - pol abt every rivan prince for 3000 years

Landless vagabondage

Okay burke and hare

My close personal friend benjamin disraeli

Not the child bearing hips

Sulu and Chekov are co-parenting a stone age child they abducted from a planet. Sure.

Riva and Anrak are so fucking stupid (affectionate)

EW

Thank you prequel for letting me know how old these fuckers are xoxo

The whole concept of the salmissras is heartbreaking I feel so bad for all of these women

What if your wife was dead so you spent 9 years slutting it up in the nation of cannibal himbos

Riva is so dumb I'm obsessed with him

Kheldar mention!

I noticed that she had rather pretty feet 🤨

This is so funny. Whoever could the 3rd disciple be I wonder 🤔

Obsessed with everyone immediately thinking they've divorced just became beldin wants his own house

"She does not even think of the sky's name, often" 😭😭😭

What if you were on your deathbed and then also you got friendzoned. Happened to my good friend jess brightwell