Danielle > Recent Status Updates

THAT IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO HOW HOCKEY WORKS!!! The clock stops after every single goal no matter what. Overtime is not played with all 6 players, it’s done with 4. And a team would NEVER EVER EVER pull their goalie for an extra attacker when the game is tied! And they especially wouldn’t do it during sudden death OT!!! DON’T GO INTO FULL DETAILED DESCRIPTIONS IF YOU’RE JUST GONNA GET IT WRONG!!!

Just realized the page count is all wrong on this!!

Oh, a masquerade. Nothing sinister at all going to happen there

Oh yeah that nicely wrapped up package does not bode well

Wow! That twist got me feeling like I just ran a marathon despite not having moved in several hours 🤯

Okay I’m hooked. That went from 0 to 100 real crazy quick! Guess I’m pulling an all-nighter

Okay nevermind, just a ptsd induced hallucination… or is it???

We’ve got another round of power outages and perfectly timed eerie lightning. Does this stalker literally plan his crimes around unsavory weather??? 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

So Charli is so naive that it’s bordering on stupidity and Finn is a manipulative tease… intrigued to see if there’s any redemption coming on either part or if it’s genuinely just this nonsensically bad

No! 1 interrupted kiss per book, if that cause it’s honestly a facepalm inducing trope anyway! 2 in a row is just ridiculous and diabolical!

Oh good Heavens 🤭🫠

Not amazing, not amazing, NOT AMAZING 😭😭😭😭😭

“Apparently there was more than one way of making purple…” ABSOLUTELY SAVAGELY AMAZING

This had my anxiety on hyperdrive!!!

Jaw: on the floor
Feet: kicking
*giddy squealing*
SWOON!!!

AAHHHHH I AM SO GIDDY OVER THIS!!! Not even done with this first one and I already know this is my new favorite author! I need every single one of her books!!

I should probably just stop here, right? While everything is still mildly decent with an ambiguous but somewhat hopeful open ending… I really should just stop right now

Dearest “friend” you say…. Sure, yeah, totally, whatever you say 😉

Why is everyone always aiming for the nips??

Zeus is so wrapped around his daughters finger that it makes him look stupid 🤣

OH MY GOD SSTTTOOOPPPPPP

Reading is not supposed to cause physical pain and yet… IT FREAKING HURTS

Anyone have the number for a good window repair guy?

I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE! BOOKS ARE STUPID!!!

Oh yeah. I can see this is going to go just swimmingly.