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And so Marcus did as he was asked. He gave into his deep need to speak of Hadassah. And all the while he talked of her, he failed to see the irony in what he was doing. For as he told the story of a simple Judean slave girl, Marcus Lucianus Valerian, a Roman who didn’t believe in anything, proclaimed the gospel of Jesus Christ.

God is so incredibly GOOD!!!!

Oh wow. Starting off strong with this one 😭

(Page numbers were all wrong again. Switching to percent.)

You send him away so you can wash your hands in private but not when you’re SITTING ON THE TOILET AND WIPING YOURSELF!?!?

I cannot begin to express how truly thankful I am that I am single and ace/aro.

So we’re pissing in front of our partners now? We’re standing there actively watching our partners use the actual toilet? That’s the crap we’re putting in books now??

I’m reading this purely out of spite now.

Your half dead friend had to come find yall cause you’re too busy getting it on for the 42nd time this week to bother to check in with him. I can’t stand them.

I’ve skimmed through the last like 30 pages cause I literally could not care less about anything Dianna and Samkiel are doing outside of GOING BACK HOME TO CHECK ON THEIR FRIENDS WHO ONCE AGAIN WERE ATTACKED WHILE EVERYONE WAS SPLIT UP! LIKE SERIOUSLY PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS AND ACTUALLY FOCUS ON WHATS IMPORTANT! All this talk of love is making me actively despise it. GO SAVE YOUR FAMILY YOU SEX ADDICTED MORONS!

663. Aaannnddd he’s back. Of course he is. You know, the resurrection trope might just be my number one most hated trope. Along with miscommunication, insta-healing abilities, and romantic soliloquies that are so mushy that they turn downright soggy…. Why am I still reading this series??

662. Ah yes, nothing like the long winded info dump conversations that are wiped from one’s memory in the next moment. So very important 🙄

634. Your pinky promises are as solid and meaningful as a dust mite fart 🙄

630. SOON!! It’s always “you’ll be dead soon” JUST FREAKING KILL THEM! ENOUGH WITH THE POSTURING AND THE MONOTONOUS MONOLOGUES OF PAIN AND VENGEANCE!!! JUST. FREAKING. KILL. THEM!!!!

630. Of course they’re not freaking dead. I despise everyone and everything

629. They better be actually freaking dead. I’m so sick of the I-killed-them-haha-psyche-I’m-still-alive garbage

619. Why not just do that in the first place!?!? I’m so annoyed.

Page 610. I literally hate everything and everyone. Not one single time has anything good happened when anyone has split up and yet they keep freaking doing it! You know what, I don’t care if they die. At this point they totally deserve to have their stupidity do them in.

Page 605. I actually literally despise her.

Also, the percentages are way off on this app! My kindle says I’m only at 90%

Well that sucks.

Okay I officially cannot stand her.

Preach Reggie!

Apparently she lost her brains as well cause this is just such a stupid take!

“Am I evil?” asks the woman who quite literally kills and devours any living creature that gets in the way of her selfishly motivated desires.

“No, you’re perfect!” says the utterly and completely biased man who has had to chase her across multiple realms cleaning up the detritus of her murder sprees.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hold up…. Are we supposed to start liking Kaden?? Is this yet another switch up?????

Hold on… are we just not going to address the missing hand issue? Did it just grow back?? What is happening here???

Holy crap my mind can’t take this many implosions all back to back!!!

I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME!!!!!!!!!!

I’m STRESSED! I am not having a good time.

Okay. I feel like I should have seen that coming. But alas, I did not…. Oof.

“Sami”??? Really??? Ew. No.

Oh my goodness he’s such an adorable dork