☾ izzy ☾ > Recent Status Updates

“new escape plan we’re gonna try dig our way out under this moat! sure hope no water is involved”

hague convention schmague convention can’t they just let everybody do what they want

fellas is it gay to be anti-war

the forbidden way of travelling is by getting drunk? weeeeeell you make a pretty convincing argument

omg you’re gonna hate me 😳 the only way to get to my grandmas house 😛 is if you sleep with me 🥴 there’s no other way i checked 😉

yay they’re finally having their masquerade ball moment i sure hope it doesn’t lead to anything inappropriate

nooooo you can’t do a paternity test that would be too plot-convenient!!

im really worried i hope alexis survives the initiation massacre 🥺🫶

look i can handle the puppy play and mathematician fanfiction but i draw the line at an inaccurate justice system

the characters are boring and the plot is basically non-existent, lowkey mid tbh

who wants to bear my tapeworm child in a consensual bdsm relationship 🫶

nooo don’t kill my best friend your so sexy aha

if some straight people’s messy affair takes precedence over the lesbian fighters they won’t be the only ones throwing hands

me when pit fighter lesbians 🫶

“a hexagon is a direction” so close!! that is a shape 💕

when will it be my turn to go on a date and have the gorgeous stranger across from me ask me to tell them more about my special interest 3

so glad bees are finally getting some good media representation 🫶

omg nooo papa don’t invite the hot sexy beautiful hot gorgeous lesbian vampire into our house ugh id hateeeee that 🫣🫣

hunt had his wings cut off?? how are other people gonna know how big his dick is now?!

prettyboys can be demon princes too 🙏😔

yuh oh the rom part of the romantasy is kicking in

heyyy king could you explain the rules of the cafe one more time?? i didn’t quite catch them the first 58 times haha 🫶