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I'm overstimulated on the dnd trip... send help its too far past my bedtime

Listening while walking to work and sweating my ass off I felt like feyre as she lit the weavers cabin on fire

my heart hurts for everyone alreadyyyyyyyyyyy

The audacity of men.

I’m waiting for the orungutan det. Dupin…

Temu call me by your name ass

She’s eating a peach… makes me miss my true book love

I really want some cookie dough right now

Audiobook tamlin can’t hurt me. Audiobook tamlin isn’t real…

I'm going in with new eyes and like,,, Tamlin is hot right now like feyre I get you girl (I would personally pick Lucien but thats me) and ALSO the nesta hate is already here and preset, no where has it said Elaine can't plant vegetables and Nesta is complaining about the simplest of tasks and YET YOU MAKE YOUR BABY SISTER GO HUNT WOLVES shut up girl

We have taken a turn I did not expect and… I don’t know how I’m feeling

when does she start doing her ballet?

Ok like I’m getting into it but also… I can’t stop picturing other Tai eating all that dirttttt

Life is really looking up cause this is so much fun and love island is giving me all the drama I need it’s like I’ve died and gone to Heaven

I’m sorry that’s the plot twist?! That’s why that one girl on TikTok who was starting “godly reading” wouldn’t read this

Where are the top gun pilots? I miss Hangman...

Oh this is gonna be so fun, she is the perfect level of unhinged and insane that this will be DRAMAAA

So my goal to finish this today was misplaced… but hopefully before tomorrow cause then it’s time for WEDDING STUFF

i dont know if mm romance is for me... but i'm happy people are being chill about the gays in the hockey space in this one

Mama he’s right behind me isn’t he…

I have lost steam I can’t do it anymore but Shawn is being a cutie

What if he’s written mine on my upper thigh

why do my airpods be dying...?? maybe cause i stopped to watch tiktok for a while but maybe its also their fault

I’m cleaning my room before the trip today and trying to finish this today… let’s see how it goes
Story one- a lot of exposition but cute ending I like it

who ready for jbs exam tomorrow??? not me but thats ok cause i'm wrapping my husbands birthday present and reading hockey romance heehee

I can try and get behind mythical inaccuracies… I struggled through the raving feminist manifesto… BUT TO MAKE ORPHIA TURN AROUND IN THE UNDERWORLD CAUSE SHE THOUGHT HADES WAS A MISOGYNIST ANS WANTED TO STICK IT TO THE MAN AND NOT FOR LOVE

where is the la la la la la la la-ing? why is hades not singing about an impending riot? when is she going to stop clarifying that she is a woman WHEN I CLEARLY KNOW???????

I’m actually so embarrassed… I wanted to make bread and needed buttermilk so I got to get it… I LEFT THE BUTTERMILK ON A SHELF IN THE TEA AISLE CAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED SOMETHING ELSE

to give an educated update- I feel as though there is a specific aim with the message of this book and I don't understand why, when she wants to tell the stories of forgotten women, she isn't telling the story of a forgotten woman and instead just replacing orpheus with a flatter female version whose only thought is *whiningI awww my dad won't let me compose poetry and women deserve better

I don’t remember this being so slutty… but it is and I’m having a great time