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Devils minion chapter popped off

Honestly why not

If it time skips one more time to 200 years ago imma skip my foot up this book’s ass

Writing a story about a woman who exits out of an emotionally abusive relationship whilst also living through the death of her world and all the people she has ever- known planet of the apes style, who then enters into this strange, disturbing world and learns to take some increment of power from it, then turning it into a manifesto about how COOL and STRONG and BRAVE the main male character is… it’s a choice.

ALSO

Why, in every one of these books, does it take the female (usually) love interest getting kidnapped for the guy to realise he loves her? Putting aside the fact that they’ve known each other for a WEEK so they really aren’t able to love each other— it shouldn’t take your loved one getting out in danger for you to realise what they mean to you. Just saying.

Really enjoying the fact that the author’s macguffin to get out of having the two leads actually reconcile is getting her kidnapped so that he comes to her rescue (like literally every other book like this) so that they make up without having to actually solve their VERY REAL AND TOXIC ISSUES.
This is exactly (among other reasons) why I can’t stomach reading romantasy consistently

I find going into this book blind to the rest of whatever tf this series is (bc sorry I’m not reading 9 extra books for the bit) that I genuinely just don’t give a shit about 80% of thjs plot and its characters.

what

Crow boy is pissing me the fuck off

I’ll be so honest I may DNF this bc it’s getting a bit too weird for 6am on a Monday morning ngl

Not to be overly judgemental but some of the prose in this book makes me wish I’d never been cursed with literacy

In some small way it’s actually a consolation that the fae in this book are actually weird and not just like… random men with wings and nerf powers.

Like yeahhhhh hell yeahhh little crow boy collect your rocks you little freak

Guys it hasn’t gotten any less weird

This book has to be for the bit man

It is so weird

So the only reason I’m reading this is to be a sacrifice in order to experience whatever the fuck is going on with the crow boy who eats plastic in this book

So my apologies in advance

Not to devalue Steifvater’s work (this is one of my favourite series after all) but I think it’s so funny -having read her interviews- that she intended this whole extended story to heavily focus around Ronan and the Lynch brothers and then her audience rightly pick up on the fact that she made the other three mcs way too charming and interesting and now her audience prefers them 💀

another book I'm rereading bc I got the physical copy and need to tag it for all the gen z pop culture references

Never a more committed blue x Adam hater than me

I do it for the love of the game

My yearly reread of this series is commencing bc I completely forget the plot every year like clockwork

Shout out the first graphic novel finally coming out today so I didn’t have to refresh myself on the first book

Such a strange series to adapt for toddlers but ok

A gay kid rate of 100% is insane

I have a feeling I know what the twist is but I’m embarrassed to say 🥺🥺

Using “aye there’s the rub” about actual marinade is so fucking funny

Pulitzer Prize winning 🌟