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He went back for him…
Soy demasiadas lágrimas y jamás había sido tan feliz

“Right now I have an engineering problem. I wish Rocky were here.
I always wish Rocky were here.”

Andy Weir you evil evil man don’t make me sad in such a tense moment

My actual audible gasp WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE LOOSE AGAIN FOR FUCKS SAKE JOJO HAVE YOU LEARNT NOTHING

When I catch you Andy Weir Andy Weir when I catch you when I catch you

Oops wrong percentage

But I don’t wantttt them to have to say goodbye tho

The closer I get to finishing the more scared I get because I need them both to get back to their planets and save their people but I also don’t want them to have to say goodbye and I also don’t want either of them to die I’ve already had plenty of scares

Any outcome will make me sad in a way, I’m sensitive

I knew Stratt wasn’t above committing war crimes but damn this is fucked up
She almost sabotaged it all by herself with that little amnesia stunt too
Im actually mind blown this is why mi brother was so insistent on me giving him my theories

“Use third han- hmm.”

Useless humans only have two hands - Rocky probably

“I can tell it means trouble, because the word “TROUBLE” is in large type across the top”

He’s so smart without those pan medications guys

I thought Dr. Shapiro would get pregnant or something that would’ve been way more fun than them both dying 😭

I think Stratt would actually just kill herself before hooking up with Ryland

The name of Rocky’s mate aka Tau Ceti e’s new name is my brothers name omg 😭

“I leaned to Dimitri. “Are all Russians crazy?”
“Yes,” he said with a smile. “It is the only way to be Russian and happy at the same time.””

Russian lit writers weren’t insane enough 💔

“I put my hand to my chest in mock surprise. “Goodness me! DuBois appears to be black! I’m surprised you allowed it! Aren’t you afraid he’ll ruin the mission with talk of rap music and basketball”

I canttt Ryland clocked her ass 😭😭😭

Not Rocky literally calling Ryland dumb 😭😭

“You are very heavy” I say. I hope he doesn’t take that to mean Hey, fatty! Go on a diet!

Wow so we body shaming an alien now

Making the hippie climate activist pull the trigger on Antartica is like the ninth circle of hell Dante talked about

The thought of rocky finding out he lost all his crew mates bc of something so simple they could’ve prevented if they just knew it was a problem breaks my heart

Mama an alien ship behind you

Let that man and Dimitri be friends right now

So we got the beetles on board now

“”This is not optional” she said to my back.
“Seems optional to me! I waved goodbye.
Yeah. It was not optional”

Who would’ve thought (they kidnapped him)

HURRAH
you’re not a pedo you’re a teacher

“Time for me to use science. All right brain: come up with something!
… I’m hungry.
You have failed me brain.”

Lowk me whenever I need to know something

“I don’t know who I am or why I’m here, but at least I’m not alone—aaaand they’re dead”

Tough break

Was it casual when you grabbed his chin for him to look you in the eyes and made him confront this phobia of phones (as weird as that sounds)

1. Andrew wants Neil so bad it makes him look stupid
2. But also Andrew and Kevin have a weirdly homoerotic dynamic
3. SETH WTF

When do they gay