Stephanie > Recent Status Updates

I feel like I’ve been reading this for months and it’s not even a super long book

Would like to announce I’m on a new section with a better character so I will stop complaining now

Shut up shut up shut up shut up

“Good fathers do exist. For other children. Other women. Not me.” That’s fine I didn’t feel like continuing to be happy tonight anyway

Still don’t care about this lady but I think everything connects so I’m patiently waiting for Erin to return

she’s on the spectrum because I said so

I do not care for this new character. Bring Erin back NEOW

Big fan of Erin but unfortunately her section is coming to an end ):

EDDIE NOACK MENTION (the most exciting thing to happen so far)

Wrap it up

I’m not like other girls. I read Russian literature, drink Pina coladas, celebrate Halloween, and listen to the Ramones

why does everything have to be centered around a man?

I’m going insane this pissed me off before 9 am….. stop trying to act like Patrick Bateman, you are not that guy

Omfg not the “murders and execution” line rip off from American Psycho SHUT UP

there are two wolves inside you

“I drink at the same bar as Johnny Depp 🤪” shut up no you don’t

i like the prose but the premise is giving american psycho so far (derogatory)

“I believe a man’s gotta have an understanding with the tree he’s going to hang himself from.” Fuck okay that was a quick 180

“But I am not the mother of anybody’s children, I said, and I am something.” Some light airport reading

“The minute she say it I know I don’t like Grady. I don’t like his shape, I don’t like his teef, I don’t like his clothes. Seem like to me he smell.” Me anytime I meet my friends’ boyfriends (I firmly believe all my friends are out of all men’s league)

“First time somebody made something and name it after me.” All this book does is make me misty eyed 😭