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elfishpresley is 47% done with Don't Let Me Go (Don't Let Me Go #2)

So let me get this straight… the entire hockey team had a bet on her virginity, and when she found out, she wasn’t ma for upset, she begged her brothers best friend to sleep with her to win the bet?

Is this girl okay?

— May 29, 2024 05:25AM Add a comment

elfishpresley is 40% done with Queen of Roses (Blood of a Fae, #1)

40% into this book and the MC and FMC have interacted about 4 times at most lol talk about slow burn

— Sep 03, 2023 10:42AM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 105 of 311 of A Husband's Regret (Unwanted, #2)

Why is this woman such a doormat? Like truly the worst I have ever read

— Aug 15, 2023 07:14PM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 23 of 642 of A Soul of Ash and Blood (Blood and Ash, #5)

If they’re a thruple I will never forgive JLA

— Jul 25, 2023 05:48AM Add a comment

A Soul of Ash and Blood (Blood and Ash, #5)

elfishpresley added a status update

Guys I finally finished a book this month 🥲

— Jul 24, 2023 10:29AM 2 comments

elfishpresley is on page 41 of 398 of The Learning Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #3)

Every 5 pages is just talking about how ugly the mmc is. I feel like I’m just reading a book about a guy getting bullied

— Jun 25, 2023 03:59PM Add a comment

The Learning Hours (How to Date a Douchebag, #3)

elfishpresley is on page 12 of 210 of Ghost in His Eyes

In one chapter her eyes are “so blue my father said you could see through my skull” but the next chapter the MMC describes them as caramel. Soooo which is it lol

— Jun 10, 2023 08:03AM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 481 of 577 of House of Beating Wings (The Kingdom of Crows, #1)

I’ve genuinely never met a more dumb MC. Literally all of the answers to her questions are being spelled out to her and she’s like “well it must be this!!!” YOU DUMB BITCH?????

— May 28, 2023 07:46AM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 307 of 577 of House of Beating Wings (The Kingdom of Crows, #1)

WHAT IS HAPPENING

— May 27, 2023 01:48PM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 202 of 577 of House of Beating Wings (The Kingdom of Crows, #1)

35% into the book and we haven’t even met the love interest yet 😭

— May 26, 2023 03:21PM 1 comment

elfishpresley is on page 129 of 577 of House of Beating Wings (The Kingdom of Crows, #1)

This girl is kind of dumb lol

— May 25, 2023 04:21PM 1 comment

elfishpresley is 36% done with King's Bride (Chronicles of Urn, #1)

HOLY SHIT?????? HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD

— May 10, 2023 04:19PM Add a comment

elfishpresley is 12% done with King's Bride (Chronicles of Urn, #1)

12% in and the king, the supposed love interest, just killed her fiancé and her brother…. Absolutely not

— May 10, 2023 04:19AM Add a comment

elfishpresley is 9% done with King's Bride (Chronicles of Urn, #1)

Omg it’s already getting good

— May 09, 2023 04:38PM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 336 of 375 of Oaths and Omissions (Monsters & Muses, #3)

So he’s working with the man who gang r*ped his love interest? Sweet

— Apr 03, 2023 10:11AM Add a comment

Oaths and Omissions (Monsters & Muses, #3)

elfishpresley is on page 2 of 454 of Aeternum (Vincula Realm, #2)

My first ever arc :’)

— Mar 18, 2023 01:02PM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 20 of 184 of First Semester (Campus Tales #1)

This is my first ab tyler book and holy shit is it corny lol

— Mar 17, 2023 05:48PM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 40 of 356 of Local Woman Missing

3 full pages just to describe a storm lol

— Mar 11, 2023 01:39PM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 30 of 356 of Local Woman Missing

Oh my god WHERE IS GUS

— Mar 11, 2023 11:41AM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 36 of 545 of Consider Me (Playing For Keeps, #1)

Ok wow I love this book

— Feb 28, 2023 06:51PM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 74 of 312 of Hooked (Never After, #1)

Why did it take me so long to start this?!

— Feb 23, 2023 04:25PM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 191 of 453 of Fighting Destiny (The Fae Chronicles, #1)

Not quite sure how I feel about this 🙁

— Feb 20, 2023 03:06PM Add a comment

Fighting Destiny (The Fae Chronicles, #1)

elfishpresley is on page 401 of 725 of Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

I love Joey so much I might actually cry reading a book

— Feb 14, 2023 03:02PM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 27 of 725 of Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

“Is that your way of telling me that you don’t have a boyfriend?” “No, it’s my way of telling you that I will have a boyfriend once you ask me.”

I love them so much already

— Feb 14, 2023 02:03AM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 120 of 320 of Making a Play (The Field Party, #5)

They have known each other for two days and are already head over heels. Why

— Feb 12, 2023 09:49AM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 21 of 320 of Making a Play (The Field Party, #5)

“It wasn’t fair he had laid a claim on her before anyone else had even got a look at her” I’m just goin to be posting every misogynistic quote in this book until I get tired of reading it

— Feb 10, 2023 03:02PM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 3 of 320 of Making a Play (The Field Party, #5)

“She giggled and it wasn’t annoying. That was a plus” GAG

— Feb 10, 2023 02:44PM Add a comment

elfishpresley is on page 48 of 423 of Savage Lands (Savage Lands, #1)

Brexley is such a misogynistic, weak piece of shit. I hate this main character so much I might have to DNF

— Feb 08, 2023 10:10AM Add a comment