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Starting the book off with "I didn't vote in the last election, not like it matters anyway" is WILD

Oh this is already so painful...

Still searching for a plot...

I really hope I didn't just uncover the whole plot in 38 pages...

The name-dropping of "Sima from Mumbai" makes me SO happy - I forgot how much I love Kevin Kwan's pop culture references!

Oh SHIT, this is GOOD!

"“Still, can you imagine, my kid, me, the guy who was kicked out of school in tenth grade…”

Chaz chuckles. “I remember that. Your father was pissed. Remind me, why’d you break that gym teacher’s nose?”"

Oh, this is going to be painful.

THIS BOOK HAS ZERO CHILL OMFG