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This is going to hurt so bad 😭 can’t stop reading

Cerscei’s povs are so amusing

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

This is such a crazy line?? lmao George is so unserious sometimes

😭

Gog is such a cute character 😭

Picking this back up again.. I remember the switch from the road to court was jarring and weird lol let’s see!

“He actually had been too weak even to leave the hotel, but he had crawled around on the floor of his room, following the patches of sunlight that came through his windows, so that he wouldn’t look so white the next time he came down to the beach.”

HELP why was this his priority 💀

This is just brutal

"She opened her legs for half my court, threw an old woman down the steps, and tried to steal a dragon."

can u say iconic

I relate to Rhaena so much lol

I relate to Rhaena so much lol

🥲🥲🥲

I love reading about the dragons 😍 even though this is taking me forever (it’s a huge book ok!) every time I pick this back up I’m back in it no problem

Dude someone come get this kid!! 💀 Malta is wildin all the way out I’m so uncomfortable reading this

Um what?!?! 😳😳😳

Trying to finally finish this lol. This last part with miryem makes no sense to me. Girl U better stay home 🙄🙄🙄🙄

The pacing is a bit slow with all the different POVs but I don’t mind it since I find all the characters interesting enough

Already shows a lot of promise!! Love the way this author writes 😍 especially her female characters. Don’t let me down Novik!!

‘You know it’s a twenty-four-hour flight, right?’ Grace blustered. ‘Plus it’s going to be the middle of summer in Australia and they have snakes and, Gran, they’re all Republicans. You’d hate it.’
wow Grace's dropping truth bombs all over the place, singlehandedly cancelled Australia. o wow no wonder fresiako recommended this 2 me

I am generally not a poem person but I am LOVING this!!!!! 😍😍

fifty ONE percent. count it @Samantha !!!

o wow these fairies r wild. "no other head of hair so dull, no other face so plain." what a savage! & beating up children who don't bow down for them when they show up at parties?

#goals

o wow these fairies r wild. "no other head of hair so dull, no other face so plain." what a savage! & beating up children who don't bow down for them when they show up at parties?
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#goals

Hello friends of GR! I'm excited to officially announce Fresiako and I have teamed up to bring you an HONEST book review blog.
We will also be doing AUTHORS GONE WILD exposes. A sort of BMZ if u will. Most recently we have covered #CockyGate. Ya girls are on the scene and we got u covered!

Check out the write up:
https://wp.me/p9NsRr-3A

For Cassandra Clare, who was finally lured into Faerieland



Not off to a gr8 start Holly Black. For anyone who doesn't know Miss Cassandra Clare's acts of problematicry you should google it rn!

Giving this a shot. From what I've seen my friends either LOVE it or hate it here on goodreads. I am going to get down to the bottom of this and find out the truth of the matter! Is it overhyped trash or are haters just jealous their fave could never?

I'm on the case!