Isabela Martin > Recent Status Updates

I don’t know if it’s the narrator, the author, or the fact that everyone in NASA is a massive nerd, but everyone feels like the same character

Mark babe stop setting things on fire

Would sure hate to be Mark

Idk why B A Baraccus is here

This man is weirdly horny, also why did I just read the A-Team?

How Rebus still has a job in 10 books time I do not know

Bad bad bad!

Amaze, amaze, amaze!

And another thing, for a man so obsessed with expensive things he sure drinks a lot of cheap, shit whisky

You can’t convince me that Patrick has actually done anything he’s talking about. I’m 100% convinced he glosses over everything he’s actually done (like dealing with his lawyer for the SA charge) and spends hours talking about things he maladaptively daydreams about

Go on Mr ‘ I strangle puppies’ Bateman, what are the rules for wearing a sweater vest

Pat is cringe asf, changing his mind on whether he likes a pizza place or not based on whether his fave celeb does is tragic. If this was set today he’d be a looksmaxxer with a podcast

No straight man knows this many designers and worries that much about queuing for the stair master

Tom needs to shut his gob good god man

Tom stop braining people it’s not good for you

Mmmm yum

not mad about the fact that im enjoying this

I love weird

I hated the first Frieda I read but this one is at least standing up to the hype.

It’s on the nose, but at least there are hints (Andrew’s such a good guy x1000) that there’s more to the story than Nina being crazy evil

Safe in the knowledge that I have never likened my boyfriends kisses to wet and puppy like

Also safe in the knowledge that though, like Jackie, I have made bad dating decisions, I at least have a personality

All I can say is… well I haven’t written a book

Feeling like I have a new show to watch

This girl better not be about to tell be someone is like a brother to her and proceed to make out with him. Nonsense.