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sage is on page 217 of 373 of Death on the Nile (Hercule Poirot, #18)

these boys are GAY

— Jul 15, 2026 01:21PM Add a comment

sage is on page 158 of 352 of Death on the Nile (Hercule Poirot, #18)

took sooo long for the actual murder to happen lmao

— Jul 15, 2026 11:33AM Add a comment

sage is on page 157 of 373 of Death on the Nile (Hercule Poirot, #18)

— Jul 15, 2026 11:29AM Add a comment

sage is on page 191 of 256 of Creep

— Jul 14, 2026 08:30PM Add a comment

sage is 22% done with Yesteryear

her husbands name is caleb and i’m just imagining caleb from love island (rest in peace)

— Jul 08, 2026 09:54AM Add a comment

sage is 2% done with Yesteryear

of course this takes place in idaho

— Jul 07, 2026 05:38PM 2 comments

sage is 92% done with Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It

— Jul 07, 2026 09:14AM 1 comment

sage is 74% done with Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It

HOLY TWIST i’m actually gagged

— Jul 06, 2026 08:48PM Add a comment

sage is 40% done with Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It

— Jul 05, 2026 09:50PM Add a comment

sage is on page 167 of 240 of Death Valley

wow idk the last time i just devoured a book like this

— Jun 30, 2026 09:52AM Add a comment

sage is on page 99 of 240 of Death Valley

— Jun 29, 2026 08:51PM Add a comment

sage is on page 164 of 256 of Thirst

guys trust i’m gonna finally finish this book rn

— Jun 28, 2026 06:09PM Add a comment

sage is 39% done with The Emperor of Gladness

guys i’m crying

— Jun 18, 2026 10:19PM Add a comment

sage is 8% done with The Emperor of Gladness

dilaudid?! i’m having criminal minds ptsd poor spencer

— Jun 16, 2026 05:27PM 2 comments

sage is 3% done with The Emperor of Gladness

ocean vuong you are going to be eternal

— Jun 16, 2026 09:54AM Add a comment

sage is on page 122 of 1276 of The Count of Monte Cristo

why’s this giving sirius black

— May 31, 2026 05:07AM 1 comment

sage is on page 115 of 1276 of The Count of Monte Cristo

— May 28, 2026 12:13AM Add a comment

sage is on page 61 of 306 of Carrie

how did stephen king just write a fantastic female orgasm i’m just impressed

— May 20, 2026 05:52PM Add a comment

sage is on page 20 of 306 of Carrie

i keep starting new books oops

— May 18, 2026 09:35AM Add a comment

sage is 74% done with Bright Young Women

LETS GO LESBIANS

— May 16, 2026 09:08AM Add a comment

sage is 10% done with Bright Young Women

feeling very good about this already

— May 13, 2026 12:17PM Add a comment

sage is 81% done with The Eyes Are the Best Part

her search history must’ve been crazy while writing this😭😭

— May 03, 2026 12:11AM Add a comment

sage is 67% done with The Eyes Are the Best Part

lesbianism saves lives🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

— May 02, 2026 08:37PM Add a comment

sage is 32% done with The Eyes Are the Best Part

like nothing has happened so far but i’m into it

— May 02, 2026 12:07PM Add a comment

sage is 31% done with Under Water

… why are we acting like girls soccer isn’t aggressive and competitive ?? i’m annoyed

— Apr 28, 2026 08:29PM Add a comment

sage is on page 72 of 208 of yolo (Internet Girls, #4)

sick to my stomach rn all men really are the same

— Apr 24, 2026 03:19PM Add a comment

sage is on page 298 of 382 of l8r, g8r (Internet Girls #3)

hitting a little too close to home right now…

— Apr 22, 2026 11:55PM Add a comment

sage is 20% done with In Memoriam

holy jumpscare😭 started reading things overlapping and it freaked me out omg

— Apr 22, 2026 10:53PM Add a comment

sage is on page 125 of 344 of Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes (Angels in America, #1-2)

— Apr 22, 2026 10:29PM Add a comment

sage is on page 89 of 344 of Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes (Angels in America, #1-2)

guys i’m so excited this is my JAM

— Apr 20, 2026 07:03PM Add a comment

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