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Might be the worst brain I’ve ever been in. Bleck.

So I started this KNOWING it was the same timeline as Hat Trick, but I guess not processing it until I’m living through the terrible thing for a second time 😭

Oh this is so fucking fun

Initially I thought if this is a bit, it’s kind of hilarious and I could enjoy this as a weird joke. But bits are short for a reason and now it feels like a joke that weird man won’t stop repeating until every single woman laughs at it.

You can’t convince me this isn’t written by an SNL cast member under a pseudonym

Is it well written and action packed and technically a good book? Yes. Is it kind of like every other fantasy novel and not that special and I’ve been able to guess every plot point? Also yes.

Slow start but now I’m intrigued

The other 2 in this series were good…this one so far is so much better

I’m having a way better time with this one than Icebreaker

The going back and forth between describing how to build a structure and then cutting up a body is giving me whiplash

Damn. I think I’m bored.

Missed the hype years ago and thought…why not?

You can’t tell me this isn’t inspired by KPOP Demon Hunters