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this is why i don’t talk to my neighbors

reading this bc of bella swan not emerald fennell btw

i’m in this photo and i don’t like it

please just talk to each other omg

this book is too long. i hate jacob

there are so many other issues w this book i shouldn’t even worry about it but how on earth do vampires have extra sets of chromosomes

GET A JOB!!!!

ok i paused my haterism for long enough. jacob you are going to werewolf hell

ok i’m not gonna say that edward is healthy for bella bc she is literally severely mentally ill rn (although she would feel better if he was there so that’s kind of a point towards him i guess idek this is just a book it’s ok) but also her internal monologue is emphasizing how team jacob isn’t even a thing. in this essay i will

i’m remembering why i dnfed this in 6th grade. movie bella is so tame in comparison 😭 also jacob is so sweet at this point too bad he has that dog in him…

HE SAID THE THING 🫵

so much just happened

okayyy starting to understand more it's just hard for me to get in long enough reading sessions to reach a flow state. also side note i feel like this would look so cool animated

oh! (hopefully i can start reading faster once i get more into it)

i do think edward’s biggest red flag is his driving

go to horny mormon jail

gaslighting is bad but it can also be incredibly funny

i read this for the first and only time in 6th grade

so i can see why people wouldn’t like this but personally i love a good paradox and i am a grad student

greg would never

if i was jet i would blow up the town

oh god

theo is sooo messy