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having a better time but i’m still not really emotionally attached unfortunately

obviously i love science so it's not that this book has too much science but i just really don't like the way it's delivered?? also this is not my sense of humor at all like i get why his internal monologue is like this but i don't enjoy it

so i fear the main character is about as annoying as i expected and the writing is also quite simple? but i’ll stick with it for now

oh :(

i need some drama sorry

palate cleanser

men will do anything besides go to therapy

i’m frustrated this is taking me so long to read but 1. it’s long asf and 2. it’s the start of the semester so i need to chill

not enough benji

i’m just constantly expecting anyone to die at any moment

i know stevie’s about to cook

missing tesco express rn

this is why i don’t talk to my neighbors

reading this bc of bella swan not emerald fennell btw

i’m in this photo and i don’t like it

please just talk to each other omg

this book is too long. i hate jacob

there are so many other issues w this book i shouldn’t even worry about it but how on earth do vampires have extra sets of chromosomes

GET A JOB!!!!

ok i paused my haterism for long enough. jacob you are going to werewolf hell

ok i’m not gonna say that edward is healthy for bella bc she is literally severely mentally ill rn (although she would feel better if he was there so that’s kind of a point towards him i guess idek this is just a book it’s ok) but also her internal monologue is emphasizing how team jacob isn’t even a thing. in this essay i will

i’m remembering why i dnfed this in 6th grade. movie bella is so tame in comparison 😭 also jacob is so sweet at this point too bad he has that dog in him…

HE SAID THE THING 🫵