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This book is so delicious god I love it

Hey so this is insane

Okay this is already leaps and bounds better than book 1. Like the wording is still strange but I don't hate every line.

Yo this is FUCKED UP

It's getting better but still confusing with the color coding. And not bc of the different colors but bc the colors are practically the same so I have to keep pausing and checking the color key every time. IDK why they wouldn't just pick colors that don't look exactly the same

Eat shit loser

Emotionally vulnerable and starting this reread… bad idea? Guess we’ll see

“No, no, I don’t mind being the smartest man in the world. I just wish it wasn’t this one.”

“But it’s too late, always has been, always will be too late” ☄️🕐⏳

“Yes, we were crazy, we were kinky, we were nazis”

“Possibly homosexual? Must remember to investigate further.”

Deer butts for the win

“I just want someone to stroke my hair and sing me old Irish drinking songs” Is soooo real

50$ said this author doesn’t have a sibling, I get along with mine but even we don’t talk like that lmao

I can’t believe I’ve read this book so quickly… almost done now

How have I read like 1000 pages but am still so far from done…

“She could use that” what. No. Fuck. Oh my god. What? No. Holy shit. Why?? No

Oh no… something is happening to me

This book will not brainwash me into likening Draco Malfoy. It will not!!!!

The worst part about this is it’s not bad… like it would be so easy to hate if it was poorly written and had a bad plot… but like… it’s good??? God this sucks

“Harry and Ginny's relationship had been something she'd forgotten...Intentionally?”
Me too actually

The fact that this book, if I finish it, will be the highest rated book on my read books list is the reason I don’t believe in god

“In short, I went a little insane, in slow but certain spurts. And it was the best possible thing that could have happened to me.”
That is sooooo me coded

Okay… so the twist is kinda lame

Holy shit!

Oh wow. Lemme just reread that entire chapter again

Sorta want to stay up and read this entire thing… if only I didn’t have to work tomorrow

I am so curious about the next 300 pages…

Wait this book takes place in Maine???? Idk if I can do this actually

I’m so ready to be done this book… I’m so uncomfortable but I’m gonna see it through bc I’m reeeeaally hoping something bad happens to Humpbert