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Low stakes lesbians lemme hear you make some noissssseeeeee

I hate that there’s a section called sexual games ahhh

What a lady and not that it matters but she was so hot

Trying not to gush about this book to every person I speak to. The gush is filling every last cell of my body. It’s only a matter of time now

Good

Actually mindblowing

Things are thinging! Cleats are cuting!

Woeful winter heart, I know you don’t like this type of book. This is for sappy spring heart. Go back to sleep.

Now I know what a dandy is, yeehaw

This is what I need to be reading today

I think I know where this is going…

This book hasn’t got anybody called Patricia yet… This better not be a cruel trick, book.

So this is Samuel Beckett.

I know she’s a comedian but she’s mad funny