Lizzie Strong > Recent Status Updates

listen...SJ puts something in these. I can't prove it, but there's something in them that I just LAKSDJFL;KS DEVOUR

Listen, when the angsty sapphics go gothic, be pre-pareeeeeeeed

literally hurt myself laughing. 10 outta 10 how dare you

Okay but like why am I devouring this book? What did Ali put in this book! it's gotta be crack

When I tell you that I like Connor? I LOVE Avery. I know Connor is end goals and I will enjoy it regardless....but like #teamavery

Oh no...once more, if Moreau has no haters, I'm dead...but Lizaldes has got to go!!!

If Dr. Moreau has no haters, I'm dead. I will fight this man on sight.

d;salkfja;slkd Ariela's reaction was so real XD a;lsdkfj;as I felt that in my soul

I confess, your honor, I love them. they're stinkin cute

a;dkjflaksjd;l my babies are in danger

Dun DUn DUN!

WHAT! NO! NOT ALLOWED! THERE'S STILL SO MUCH BOOK LEFT WHATDOYOUMEANA DLFKJASL;DK

Jane, please, listen to Kate and just SHUT. UP. NOW! Stop trying to get your neck wrung! I beg of theee

Yeah, that's fine, Justina. Just rip out my heart 60 pages in *sniffle, speaking through sobs* that's fine!!! afj;alkdfj;lkdsjf

LMAO Raymond why do you need to pick a fight with the giant plant snake? Do you think you'll win? LMAO

"Damnit, I'm too old for this shit. I'm in my 30's. I hurt myself when I sneeze if I don't brace for impact" The way I've never been this fucking SEEEEEEN before, i just- I loved Reyna. Reyna was a fucking delight, I wanna be her friend.
I AM Whitney. Like to my core, Whitney. I'm crying rn from laughter

Lets fuckin' goooooooo! BJ that literally knocks a man out, that's my girl!

I cannot stress enough, listening to the audiobook saved my whole day. It's been a joy to listen to and I can't wait to hear more.

I fear I love them, your honor.

oh no. Oh no. Oh! No! They're having such a sweet, happy moment and there are still over a hundred pages left. I'm gonna cry

when it hits...mmmmm it hits man. as;dkfj;laksd
but also, murmur, I HATE YOU...I can't wait for your book

I love them your honor

Oooof. And I mean ooof. That stung

Oh, I can't wait a;kfdj;lakjsdf;lkjasd Your honor I love them.

I love him your honor

Storymancer is inches away from being eaten and I am stressed for him cause WHAT WAS THAT! NOOOOOO THANK YOU! PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM-- or so help me!

DON'T LIKE THAT! NOPE. NU-UH. NAH

Welcome to Nightvale but like...so much scarier. Here. We. Go!

Beth having medicine for literally everything under the sun just sent me into orbit because, like, mood XD