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This is starting to sound like obsession where Ben is obsessed with Gillian and pacing around until she comes home

“Well if you really wanna know… you should ask your mother” I DIDNT KNOW DARROW COULD BR FUNNY CRACKING OUT UR MOM JOKES

Darrow debating between killing himself and living is kinda funny 😭😭

“Tucsons university” name dropped HAHAHAH UOFA and guess why? Because Gillian’s lame ahh dead bf was selling drugs to uni students. Times never change ig

Wow this book is already so different than what I remember from the movie

No chapters too a book tho rip burnt to a crisp reading the first 50 pages at the pool

Poor sally

FITCHER IS ARES!?!? I thought they were abt to say he was darrows dad

New theory: Cameron is a grandson. Idk how but maybe Erik had a kid running around out there

And Ethan and Cameron are such cuties awww

“But you would do well to believe me when I tell you this: the young male who has recently taken over sanitation duties is a direct descendant of the cleaning woman with the injured foot.”

Only because Marcellus said that I know I’m wrong now he’s gonna be a long lost nephew or something like that instead

So his plan is to get all the obsidians and reds on his side to outnumber everyone. Okay period I guess he’s gonna start an anarchy or something

“It was one of my sons favorites” UGHHHH GET TOVA ERIK BACK

EVEN THE FRICKING OCTOPUS SAID CAMERON SEEMS FAMILIAR GUYS IM ONTO SOMETHING TRUST

I just don’t believe Erik is dead

What if cameron is somehow Erik and just had his memory erased like whatever that illness is where u can’t remember anything. Seems like I might have it. Amnesia?

Anyways there’s just no way Erik is dead I just don’t think he remembers who he is. Unless Cameron and tova meet. Maybe just partners in crime

So Cameron and Ethan have met each other

AND THEY DONT EVEN LIVE ALL IN THE SAME PLACE!?

I’m not tracking with these locations

I literally don’t understand what any of Cameron’s story has to do with the actual plot where is this going? And EELS? Erik? Man idk I’m reaching right now but I’m so lost on this bit

Marcellus my little cutie. He returned her a house key that he recognized FROM THE OCEAN along with buttons and a shoe lace. Oh tova’s son is done for. COOKED. I thought he was alive even tho it’s been like idk how many years 30? But no maybe he did die

Got a bit of listening done at work and finally things are going somewhere

But also these books are so slow

Rip Quinn. Don’t remember u but rip

OH AND severrow? Idk how to spell his name HE KNOWS ABT THE SONS OF ARES WHAT

I wonder if Lars is Cameron’s dad because what does Cameron have to do with it

UGH this octopus is so cutsie I LOVE HIM

Got flt cc school in the morning so good night

But also what does Cameron getting kicked outta his gfs apartment have to do w an octopus

I’m never gonna finish any of these books

I also wanna know how all of these characters are connected to each other

Lowkey started this last Thursday July 30 at The Weeknd concert and just never added it. Read a bit on the plane here to nyc. This flight is gonna get cancelled w these storms

Also I have no idea where this book is gonna go just gimme the octopus’s pov

I love Laura

Haha last update (about the roach) I was at 67% and now I’m on chapter 67 ahahah anyways

300k in hush money for nick IS CRAZY I feel my childhood all coming apart

Got the roach off. Put it outside. Little fucker was hiding INSIDE MY BOOK when I went to go see if he was still there

Anyways my queen is now in her bulimic part and it’s so sad 💔

THERE IS A ROACH ON MY FUCKING BOOK HOW THE FUCK IS THERE A ROACH ON MY BOOK OH MY GOD

Otw to The Weeknd

I’m so glad to know her and Miranda were besties awww so cute

This bitch needs to die already

I need to know if this mother was ever diagnosed with whatever was wrong with her. I hope she is having fun in Hell

UGH THESE PARENTS MAKE ME SO ANGRY

“Dear Net, you’re a slut and I disown you. P.S. send money for a fridge ours broke” WHAT

My poor little Jennette so cute

It’s funny she saw Miranda Cosgrove as being the super cool one when it was kinda flipped in the tv show

And their friendship is so cute awww I’m glad they didn’t beef with each other. Unless something happens later idk. This feels like getting behind the scenes to icarly tho it’s kinda cool. And sad.

If this bitch wasn’t already dead I’d kill her myself. What. The. Fuck.