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oh god no! My voluptuous virgin wife is beating me !!!!

this is so cracked im nearly giving myself a bladder infection just so i dont have to stop reading. alas weewee has won

this is so numbingly descriptive but every now and then drops things that finally add sense and interest. its like a chunk of salt on a overly bready pretzel.

all my heart's desires: dragons, castration by fire, alpha females, kings lewdly requesting head from other kings, nennius, and a good amount of religious imagery

If Im in the hive mind and I fuck another member of the hive mind, are we masterbating or what

this is so painfully 1930 and also how the fuck did he write this in 1930

Train got sniped

honorius is a real

His nose is like that of a certain savers man

I understand why he had to write about that little girl, his stuff not pertaining to little girls is plotless and dully written

What about a woman with night gowns and psychic dreams drives men to murder

And now do a silly one !

Ass so fat it reminded me of the gigantic blue pumpkin, a common and well-known metaphor for voluptuous asses, that everyone knows. Everyone knows.

her argument currently consists of 'now imagine an IKEA 2000 years in the future, the fake archaeologist I've made up in my mind to agree with me would assume that we were invaded by Swedes'

claiming that 1.5 billion people speaking English is NOT due to any British colonial or 'conquest' activity is genuinely insane. By referencing the Swedes and other north European countries is so purposefully ignorant of WHY they might choose English as a language to learn.
this is a very convincing argument until you think for more than four seconds and watch her expose her purposeful neglect of evidence.