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His nose is like that of a certain savers man

I understand why he had to write about that little girl, his stuff not pertaining to little girls is plotless and dully written

What about a woman with night gowns and psychic dreams drives men to murder

And now do a silly one !

Ass so fat it reminded me of the gigantic blue pumpkin, a common and well-known metaphor for voluptuous asses, that everyone knows. Everyone knows.

her argument currently consists of 'now imagine an IKEA 2000 years in the future, the fake archaeologist I've made up in my mind to agree with me would assume that we were invaded by Swedes'

claiming that 1.5 billion people speaking English is NOT due to any British colonial or 'conquest' activity is genuinely insane. By referencing the Swedes and other north European countries is so purposefully ignorant of WHY they might choose English as a language to learn.
this is a very convincing argument until you think for more than four seconds and watch her expose her purposeful neglect of evidence.

ignore all the evidence just provided there is no evidence

armpit fetish hell yeah!

If one cannot obtain the nymphet one must become her. This was a nothing burger I fear mr naburgerkov

floss theres a short fat guy here whose mangled and needs you to rub his mead jiggling belly and burp him over your shoulder

they should've just put up laminated dividers to make sure the scribes weren't copying each others sources

getting called out for being doodoo ass at Latin 1300 years after the fact is so embarrassing i would haunt charles-edwards

Smallpox scar licking, getting tickled by the ghost of papa, armpit fetish, a woman mad with lust for a foreign man (floss core), and the death of a man who screams yippee. This first story contains everything a girl could need.

Guy named Dawg the Luxurious

Blue mead was their liquor and it proved to be their poison - also know as Ollie and the 4 wkds