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I’m in the worst reading slump of my life send help

Peter and Petra having lunch with Sadie. I’m chilled….. I feel like I’m the one that’s been burned. So fucking spooky I could wither away

Miles being the aesthetic of a performative male but he’s literally 36 is killing me. Get this man a matcha latte and a Trader Joe’s tote bag STAT (love him though)

I’m shook

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My six of crows special edition finally came and I literally went ballistic when I saw the package but I just opened it and it’s DAMAGED. LIKE NO I WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS (actually I have no idea how long I waited cuz I have no sense of time anymore like the days all bleed together)

MY SPECIAL EDITION OF CROOKED KINGDOM JUST CAME IN IM SO EXCITED

Stayed up until 4 am reading pretending that I don’t have school tomorrow. Have to go do hw now Cuz I read instead of doing it😔 my teachers are so mean assigning hw like guys chill and let me live a little😩

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How do I delete that I meant to make that as my bio and I by mistake made a status update this is awkward and embarrassing but now that I figured out how to make status updates I will be giving updates on my books that no one wants to hear about idc no one can stop me this is the only social media app I like and it’s about fucking books. do I need to get a life? Yes. Will I? Nope too busy reading.

Aaron Warner, Noah Shaw, Kaz Brekker, Nikolai Lantsov, gimmick odair, Cardan Greenbriar, Misha Lare, Porter Roth, and Garrett Graham are my boyfriends and I will happily gatekeep them no one can stop me. This is not a safe place for Darklina stans. No one contact me when the daisy jones and the six tv show comes out, I will not be recognizable, I will act how guys acted when the joker came out