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here’s to hoping for a gay enemies to lovers

okay i’m starting to fuck with this book

okay this Will character is kind of dumb wtf lol

okay i didn’t like the ending as much as i liked the rest of “The Mysterious Stranger”

”The Mysterious Stranger” is actually so entertaining i’m having so much fun

i find it hilarious that the Vampyre was basically created in the image of Lord Byron. my man was just so devious

well that was anticlimactic as fuck

there’s barely any showing and mostly just telling. i’m bored

the dialogue is kind of corny icl

oh that is brutal

do you think he likes to say her name?

craziness is doing the same thing over and over again and still expecting the same result, so why does Ferris keep expecting Jacob not to be violent when that’s what he has revealed himself to be time and time again?

so they finally fucked, can’t wait to see what will go wrong next

i am thoroughly enjoying Carroll’s humour; the way they all take words so literally—maybe it’s the autist in me

i feel so sorry for Bill the lizard, poor guy was just catching strays left and right

i find it absolutely HILARIOUS to learn of Carroll’s “low opinion of little boys.” man was just a hater lmao

BROTHER you cannot go lick someone’s mouth while they’re asleep

things are starting to look up for Mr. Jacob Cullen but i don’t like how quickly he’s forgiven for his transgressions. i mean, threatening to kill a boy after already having killed another and then drawing a knife on his friend…

i’m very intrigued to see how his web of lies are going to spin out and bite him in the ass

it’s starting to pick up, however, i’m not at all a fan of the protagonist (especially the rape part)

you cannot be using 19th century English in your writing and then describe someone as being “hot” (as in the modern usage of the word to describe someone as attractive, not their temperature)

not too impressed yet but i’ve also barely gotten into it

okay nevermind Remi can’t be the killer, my money is now on Lambert

okay that sidetrack was just for shock value. i’m still 100% sure the killer is Remi

hold on, is the murderer Simon?

also, can the author STOP DESCRIBING STUBBLE AS WHISKERS??

i lnew Marguerite would be the next victim and i’m now more certain than ever that Remi is the murderer

“Londunium,” just say London at this point. the place names are so ridiculous

oh brother, you’ve kissed once and known each other for two weeks, calm down with the declarations of “following each other to Hell”

i was immediately suspicious of Magister Thomas but now i’m starting to suspect Remi as well.

there’s nothing revolutionary about the plot or writing so far, but it’s entertaining enough

thought i wasn’t gonna be squeamish but this actually got to me