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this girl (leonie) is soooo stupid it’s jarring

just started this and i already hate the writing

almost halfway done and this is a difficult read… (not bad, just very very eerie)

motherhood seems horrifying especially with a partner who hates you

short story 11: company man

wow okay

“Perhaps the denizens of Dad City II will put it together. Maybe I’ll be on Dad City V or VI before the revolution comes. Till then, Shauna and I will have our pissing contests, and they’ll drown in our piss.”

short story 10: the king

sickening really.

short story 9: shake well

infuriating and depressing.

short story 8: nighstalkers

enjoyable and kind of sweet

short story 7: extinction event

humans 👎

short story 6: goth gf

“Our male members of staff thought the make-up stuff had been blown out of proportion and that Willow wasn’t so bad – until she started commenting on their taste in music.”

short story 5: hollow bones

????????

short story 4: the shadow over little chitaly

i’m hungry now

"Let this be a lesson, said our Mother Mountjoy. 'About showing any man too much leniency. Let this be a lesson: not a single man is to be trusted - even the meekest, sweetest boy. Not a single one."

short story 3: she’s always hungry

very weird but loved it (matriarchal society, submission of men, daughters valued)

short story 2: the problem solver

dark and a bit horrifying

“I was content with everything but my body. No depression to stave off my anxious eating. Someone to feed me. Someone to care. Someone to nag.”

short story 1: build a body like mine

very interesting. found it well written (grotesque and freakish) and reminded me a lot of the film ‘the ugly stepsister’ (2025) which i watched recently.

slowly making my way through it and it's actually kinda creepy

the descriptions of the main character doing her skincare routine make my skin crawl. hooked.