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i’m trying so hard to take this third act argument seriously, but it’s really hard when they keep referring to the bakery she’s opening as ‘butch oven’

immediately reimagining the love interest bc she will NOT be having that haircut

haven’t logged an actual book on here in weeks because of…. reasons, but i’m back babey!!! christmas lesbians!!!

i only gave this THREE STARS??? i’m ashamed, this is award winning fiction (reread bc the show comes out friday 👹)

listing ‘cousin fucker’ as one of jaspers achievements is SO FUNNY

“His voice is authoritative, and that’s ‘The Daddy’ voice, I decide”
I’m going to kill myself in front of you both and change to trajectory of your lives

*jasper sees something remotely blue* wow… just like sloanes eyes. which are blue.

it’s too early for this shit jasper 🫩

obsessed that while all this is going on, his brother is still just. missing in action 😭

HIS SISTER GOT MOWED DOWN BY A SEMI TRUCK ⁉️⁉️

i’m confused when do the hockey players start kissing

in case you weren’t sure if you’re supposed to like the fiancé, he says women belong in the kitchen on page 9

told my work friend about heated rivalry and she strongly misunderstood what I liked about it. so I guess I’m here now

how did we go to identity fraud to eating baby mice as a sacrifice to the god Eto

ohhhh this is becoming a hard read (it’s so good tho)

wait this is fun

OH?????

girl i think these people genuinely want to hang out with you 😭

holly i never doubted you, this book is like crack

"Billy played a song everyone seemed to know. Something about Vermont and sticks" noah kahan i see you

i know this character is 27, but man do i keep thinking she’s 17

i NEED a good book, pleeeeeease holly

what a colossal waste of time this is turning out to be, having to break it up with formula 1 rpf just to keep my love of reading alive

dont worry, in case you forget her best friend is gay, he will end every sentence with ‘girl’

the way id be so gagged watching this oscar’s speech omg

pounded in the butt by the horrors of my own fictional characters

can’t believe i just discovered this author also wrote the literary classic ‘pounded in the butt by my own butt’….. the range

RELIGIOUS LESBIAN HORROR LETS GOOOOO

homies, is it gay to ask your friend when you’re on the verge of death if they would ever blow you and for them to say yes because the only logical thought they can have right now is of you

oh my god stephen king never describe a 16 year old girl again