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Jag har beef med ORKA kursen för att de tvingar mig läsa 500 sidor facklitteratur om organisation och ledarskap på 15 dagar >:(((

“I suspected he was referring to my recent loss of virginity. Inglorious episode, with an older woman. She liked horses, quite a lot, and treated me not unlike a young stallion. Quick ride, after which she’d smacked my rump and sent me off to graze. Among the many things about it that were wrong: It happened in a grassy field behind a busy pub.”

Need I say more…

In today’s episode of “Unhinged quotes by Prince Harry”:

1) “We ate together, bathed together, slept together, sometimes ten to a room. Everyone knew everyone’s business, down to who was circumcised and who wasn’t. (We called it Roundheads versus Cavaliers.)”

2) “He had a meeting with Nelson Mandela…and the Spice Girls?”

Quote 1:

”All at once something shifted inside of me. I looked at Willy, really looked at him, maybe for the first time since we were boys. I took it all in: his familiar scowl, which had always been his default in dealings with me; his alarming baldness, more advanced than my own; his famous resemblance to Mummy, which was fading with time.”