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How to stop Don Quixote from going on mad quests.
Step 1: Don't.
Step 2: Ignore step one and pretend to be a rival knight.
Step 3: Get the crap beat out of you by Don Quixote.
Step 4: Go back to step one.

I think I might be Moss. Romance is dumb.

These characters are stressing me out. Logic? Never heard of it!

Ah, yes. The castle that was actually an inn. The castle with the barber... Er... Knight Errant who lost the enchanted helmet in a battle? Yes, that castle.

Me: Nothing much is going to happen until page 150, is it?
Page 100: The bank exploded!*
Me: I stand corrected.

*Meme reference. There's no bank.

Finally made it past the two prologues into chapter 1. Why are there two prologues?

The book returned to the library. Now the long wait begins...

Okay, now we're pulling an elaborate con on the delusional man. Curious to see where this goes...

There's so much romantic pining in this book. Some of it makes me irritated, especially when the men are slighted because the girl said no. But it also addresses it. Like, one woman gets a whole speech segment where she declares that she's under no obligation to love anybody and she just goes away to tend her sheep and avoid people. You go, girl!

Sancho: And then...! You lost count of the goats, so that's the end of the story.
Don Quixote: ???

Why did nobody tell me this book was so funny?

Unpopular opinion: This book is very annoying.

Easy-to-read writing style, and the prologue features the main character? What!

Conrad: Why is everybody making friends? Can't they see how traumatized I am? I knew people were horrible since I was 10.

But in all seriousness, his current life situations are probably not going to fix that...

Conrad: Life is terrible and everything hurts.
Me: Boy, stop picking fights!

"Firstborn": An interesting take with an interesting twist but probably my least favorite so far. The ending felt a little cheap, and it is clear this is one of Sanderson's earlier works.
"Mitosis": Once again, I am met with terrible metaphors, but I like the idealistic determination common in YA.

"Perfect State": What a different twist on an interesting concept. I liked the main character the best.
"Probability Approaching Zero": Welp. Interesting concept but not my favorite of the stories. I was able to pick up on the gist without the post script, though.
"Defending Elysium": Again, a different take on a familiar trope.

"Brain Dump": Weird and a bit confusing.
"I Hate Dragons": An interesting, humorous story.
"Dreamer": Everyone is a horrible person. :/

"Snapshot": Asdfghjkl! What in the world, Brandon?! Why would you do that? Make me get attached to characters in 60 pages then pull the rug out from under me like that. Detective fiction that feels like Inception. I kept thinking I could figure out the twist. I did and I didn't. I want to go back and read it again.

My first return to the Cosmere since Wind and Truth. Let's go!

I am so close to being done! Why is this book sooo long?

Everybody is communicating with each other and having healthy conversations about how to deal with the bad guy? What? Oh, wait. Now there's secrets again. Nevermind.

I did not expect to enjoy this book as much as I am. I may be on a gothic horror kick...

In a world where everybody is a liar, three friends must try not to die as they sort through the lies and manipulation to stop a dark lord that may or may not exist.

Oh, you're not a spy. Cool. How would you like to become one?

Had to return it to the library. I'll come back!