“I would be careful how you speak to me. One day, I might just poison your coffee.”
“You think you haven’t already?” He asks, turning back to his computer. “First with too much milk, and then with too much sugar.”
“But never with bleach,” she reminds him sweetly.
Get my girl on a comedy show RIGHT NOW 😭
— Aug 16, 2025 10:25PM
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