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"bombardment, barrage, curtain-fire, mines, gas, tanks, machine-guns, hand-grenades- words, words, but they hold the horror of the world" high school reading tried to steal so many good books from me but im TAKING them BACK

Lots of big words for Elmo happening here

IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING BITCH

This reads like a YA I won’t lie

SPEAKING OF TRYING BOOKS AGAIN...

Not sure why this is highly rated but I’m gonna keep going

The power system is weird but I like this so far

This is like. The McDonald’s of porn.

there really isn't ever anything happening in this

this is like, BETTER than the last one but her writing style is just so DRY

what happened to hi. hello. how are you...........?

pray for me...

if i read this and saw the movie idk i'd be mad they made howl and sophie a pairing they're very platonic coded in this idk

I have such thoughts on this

Pandemic talk………. LMAO… /neg

This is… not it.

oh no stop with the food puns!

never a dull moment. I think this should've been called Carl's Side Quest Bonanza but that's just me tho

Would love if Alderic wasn’t just used to ask questions half the time

It’s more like… general ghibli than howl’s. Unless they meant to reference book Howl which I haven’t read yet??

There’s some great ideas here but it’s just being rushed

im crying dude went "call me syn" and I said "BRO." outloud at my job LIKE SYBAU DAWG

and as i called it, 3rd act break up, STUPID...........

hot take- this shouldn't have had any romance, it should've been a platonic book with Mei and Lou, but that's just my take so far