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My guess of Frances’s diagnosis was correct 🤓 someone enroll me in medical school rn!!!!

This fever dreamish ass book

NOO HER PATENT

NOOOO THIS BITCH HAS AN UNDERCUT

“Spellbound. He considered begging her to let him touch her. To let him go down on her here in the hallway. He would go grocery shopping and make her dinner off a YouTube recipe of her choice. He'd wash her car, read her a book, sit here outside her door and just make sure she was safe and protected. They could hold hands all night. They could play Scrabble.”

Umm the narrator is definitely gay

The 3 page morning routine spiel is how I imagine neurotypical people do things

“now it was hard to remember ever feeling innocent and audacious enough to dream of a certain type of life, as if you got to choose how things turned out.”

I tried to imagine reading this in 100 years to no avail jgkgkgkfjfj

“Everyone talked about politics all the time but no one knew what was happening.”

“… exclaiming how like an angel I was, but then later, how like a devil, a heathenish little devil scorning me when my belly started to swell. Scorning me for the shame of the birth, & for the stink of my body after the birth. For the beauty of a face cannot compensate for the stink of a female body rent in two.” EATTTTT

Ohhhh this book is based on J Marion Sims ….. that evil mf is looking up at us from HELL

This book is lowkey hard to read but we move !!

“No doubt, delusions are commonplace to those who aspire to greatness without the requisite integrity, insight, & genius required for it.”

Lowkey this should be required reading for all premeds lol…

I guess they had incels in the 1800s 👁️

I DNF’d this over the summer so I’m starting over.

It’s crazy how much I just didn’t get bc I wasn’t medicated yet

“Several people text me thinking my tweet is about them, assuring me that they know that Amazon is evil, but they have an autoimmune disease that makes it difficult to get to the grocery store, that they know cancel culture is an arm of the prison industrial complex, that they love Marx but they also love luxury and is there a fucking problem with that?”

😭😭

This lady being in love with Donna tartt is taking me out lmfao

This whole thing is just a typical conversation between me and my friends

At first I was like this is way too on the nose and unoriginal, too online but now I’m kinda giggling …okayyyy

“I'm embarrassed I sent such a long text. Very unchill. But I've never been chill and it's never stopped women from falling in love with me. Chill is the hallmark of a slow and uninteresting brain.”

She is a fucking genius

I think Miranda July may understand me most out of anyone on this planet

Edward is a controlling weirdo freakazoid

NOOOOO

Edward thinks everything’s a fucking joke why is he always chuckling pissing me off

Edward thinks everything’s a fucking joke why is he always chuckling pissing me off