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Not only does she open the door, she goes INSIDE! AND UPSTAIRS! I hope she gets arrested.

Miss Girl, you are THIRTY FOUR YEARS OLD. WHY ARE YOU BREAKING IN TO THIS MAN'S HOUSE? Even if you DO think it's a ghost, they would probably also appreciate a knock.

I think she maybe needs to get her hormones checked, because these mood swings are concerning.

Girl, stop making it hard to be on your side. Talking about you hate 90% of the aspects of this job that you DO NOT have to take, then almost crying because two girls you don't like were kind of mean to your face? You are in your 30s, it's big girl pants time.

This book is a crime against good sentence structure, and I'm not sure if two people wrote the different POV's or what, but they did NOT communicate with one another about what each of them were putting in their chapters.

If this isn't AI, then it's giving, 'finished and not reread for content errors.'

And the sentences. They're all like this. Just. Just so short.

I'm about to start skimming as a coping mechanism. I wanted to like this one, dang it!

For how many lemons and lemon blossoms are on the chapter pages, I thought the cover would have more yellow.

I don't know that I believe this 21 year old knows what TiVo is.

No, we're good

I better not have to take this book out behind the shed and put us both out if our misery

Already crying.

It's happening! The play date with Aphrodite is happening!

"He was... thus accosted by Miss Bingley," love. Just love. So descriptive, and it just tickles me every time.

"He was thus accosted by Miss Bingley," love. Just love.

This is a little slower going than I thought that it would be, but maybe that's just because I'm only able to read a couple of pages at a time...