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“On Mars there is not much gravity.”

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jaw is HANGING by a thread - WHAT THE FUCK ITHAN????

okay, love that for hunt like super charged and removed halos like their whiteboard marker like yum

AND WHAT THE FUCK POLLUX?? KIDS???? how did he even get to the depth charger? like WHAT? I just know that Ruhn will go crazy on his ass and let my baby Lidia smite his ass 😤

Bryce??Her poor parents?? But I just BET that Elain gets them comfy and that Azriel tells them that their daughter is a THEIF😂

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!

(also I’m so glad the hunt finally knows something about his family🥹)

oh my god

SON??? WHAT????? hunt and APOLLION?😧

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what the FUCK BRYCE

WHO-WHO IS THAT IN THE GLASS????

what the fuck what is UP with these freaking older generations passing on their burdens to these poor young fae and constantly fucking with them - also are the daglans wolves perhaps the same “ancient fae” mentioned in TOG? The ones that helped aelin?

big bad assassin man force feeding himself underdone zucchini cookies because he likes his neighbour is so fucking cute bro

“Maybe he does have to die. We will never survive one another otherwise.”

I feel like they might have a super brother-sister relationship 💀 he seems like the whole sarcastic, nonchalant vibe rn and my girl is just trying to survive 😂

“Gods’ teeth, gods’ balls”, what’s next?😂😂

“I don’t know much about Alexus Thibault, but I do know he’s as heavy as a fucking ox.”

lmao I love her 😂😂

okay this is I’m third person not really my cup of tea but I shall power through!🏋️‍♀️

(anyone who knows me IRL, covers can be deceiving and no you did not see me reading this)

I KNEW IT - he ALWAYS gave me bad vibes

VINCENT YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

*maniacal laughter

I love Cameron gives me mega class clown vibes
“I loved the whole ‘she’s mine’ comment”…”so hot, it even made me hard” 🤣🤣🤣

oh my fuck her and aelin from TOG would be besties 💀

AZRAEL IS ALIVE OMG OMG OMG

KADEN? These POVs are giving me whiplash 💀

I think Di’s father was a god 👀 she might be half and half as well…

“She made me a god, and her body was my altar.”

JEEZUMS

“I would never walk this plane again if it meant I had you at my side in Hell.”

“You were broken long before I found you.”

AYO MY MAN
don’t say things you can’t take back ples

okay okay holyfuckingshit bro

fuck fuck fuck FUCK WILLOWW

homey that did NOT JUST HAPPEN
WHAT THE FUCK!