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Zee: I awkwardly run to catch up with her, all while trying to cover my cock with my hand. I have large hands, but I have a giant dick, and my version of covering it means it’s practically flailing around.

IT'S GIAAAAAANT?! HAHASHAJAJ I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T 😂😭

Wey me queda casi nada del libro pero estoy aburridísimaaaaaa, y el "secreto" no mames fue la excusa más pendeja del mundo, quiero pegarle a la chica de booktok que me vendió la historia 😞

¿Saben cuál es el mejor personaje?
Kurt🥺
Ese gato soy yo en la vida, defectuoso, con problemas mentales, deprimido, asocial, con falta de cariño, desnutrido y 300 otras enfermedades.

Insta-love is not my thing 😞 So he sees her and then - I'm obsessed with you, Love you, Marry me, I own you, Tell me everything you wanna do and I might approve you to do it - within a week? A month? wtf seriously
Don't forget there's a creepy guy and he's such a jerk for doing weird things buuuuut he behave exactly as Tore!

I shove him. “Ask me out properly, dick.”
He laughs. “Hey, asshole, wanna go out tonight?”

El amor es una magiaaaaaa, una simple fantasía, es como un sueñoooo❤️😂

I get it, it's FOR THE FANS, but swear to God if I read that line again I'm gonna shoot myself

From de creators of: "The Tiny girl"
Here comes: "Zee The Big Boy"
I'm tall, I'm huge, I'm big, Everything about me is so fucking giant you know? Giant hands, giant pecs, giant shaft ofc...

I awkwardly run to catch up with her, all while trying to cover my cock with my hand. I have large hands, but I have a giant dick.

I'm gonna take a shower with my microwave to check if it's waterproof, yeah that's what I wanna do.

They're happy and in love right? What is it with the other 20% then? I don't think I need to read it

“He got down on one knee, so I got on two.”
Cute.

-“How much could you pay a month that you could still save money for your own place and feel comfortable with all your other expenses?”
-“A thousand?”
I'm always a little bewildered by money thing in books, I mean I'm from Latam so for me that amount is like 3 months salary hahaha made me feel really poor

DNF @ 23%
I just can't 😞
Sooooo ya lo había empezado por recomendación de una amiga *se busca amiga nueva* y yo ODIO dejar un libro incompleto así que lo iba a terminar por compromiso y darle el check en mi lista, pero no se pudo amigos. De repente volví a tener 13 años leyendo en Wattpad:
-Virgen/Fuckboy
Y el MC be like "La veo y me erecto" "La amo pero me tiro a otras" "Debo dejar de pensar en sexo *sexo*"

“That’s just it, Dad. I don’t want to work for you. I love research. I’m going to be an academic.” He groans. “Swear to God, can’t you just be gay? Do you have to be an academic, too? It’s like a dagger through the heart.”

That's my mom xD

En un momento estoy:
-So freaking cuteeeee, Gio te amo quiero uno como tú..

Y después de 2 capítulos:
-Que vergüenza Dios mío, ¿qué pensaba la autora? ¿Por qué sigo leyendo?

I love you so much Ksar ❤️
Aunque me quieran meter ideas malas a la cabeza de él, no lo van a lograr porque yo lo conozco más que todos ustedes, sé que es un hombre bueno, y no, claro que no es perfecto pero ¿Quién es perfecto en esta vida? Pero yo sé que tiene intenciones de mejorar..

To that girl who told me this was an enemies to lovers book: I despise you
I don't really enjoy the insta-love :c but I think I'll give it a try because I like Adam

Dios mío ya voy más de 100 páginas y todavía no pasa nadaaaaa, me estoy estresando :c le daré 50 más antes de abandonarlo