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drop the whole friend group, taylor. these are not your people

i gotta focus. they’re shifting into yearning mode

ugh

calling it now. he’s divorced

WOMAN <3

father of the year award AUGH

kill him, olive

why am i crying. this is SO sweet

LETS GO BISEXUALS

women say they’re fighting demons and the demons be bisexuality

“suffering comes unto us all” flute continues to be That Bitch. love him

fuck mark halyard, all my homies HATE mark halyard

so far, this book is a bunch of pathetic men doing jack shit at their one and ONLY job and one woman with enough righteous fury to rule the world. it’s great

flute is the only real bitch in that house. king.

twirling my hair, kicking my feet etc etc

OH NO LESBIANS

LET’S GO LESBIANS

hot girl walks and discussing murder suspects

SO funny that everyone is like “lana, you shouldn’t be looking into this murder. you’re not a professional and it’s dangerous to try and find a murderer on your own.” and lana continues to carry the energy of “that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read”

unjustified eucalyptus slander :(

the way i’m way too invested in the romance subplot in this murder mystery novel

i’ll admit i don’t know much about how the rules at the university of edinburgh work. so MAYBE you can put a curfew on students. BUT STAFF??? WHOLE ASS ADULTS??? you also can’t ban people from PUBLIC PROPERTY THAT YOU DON’T OWN. i am at my L I M I T

name drop

hmm i don’t like this foreshadowing. i’m already sad about it

:(

beautiful descriptions of delicious foods will always win me over

jean, what the fuck

no complaints up until this point but jean is getting a little overbearing and kind of annoying

victor, i’m hitting you with a bag of hammers

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