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this is not how epic the musical went 😨

expectation: its like im 12 discovering percy jackson all over again 🤩

reality: <spoiler> actually percy jackson did not prepare me for sacred bull-fucking </spoiler>

is this a good book? yes.

am i enjoying reading it? …..n

fr this time

“Goldilocks could set up shop here forever. Masturbate. I picture Goldilocks brazenly masturbating in this bed while the Three Bears watch. She is daring them with her slitty eyes to tell her to stop.”

HUH???? 😭😭😭

me, 10pgs in: philosophy is a bunch of CROCK and a waste of TIME
me, 70pgs in: .. is this me??? IM the problem

“i could never be of both worlds, only half in and half out, waiting to be ejected at will by someone with greater claim than me. someone full. someone whole.”

tore me open

this book is absolutely going to wreck me, i already know it

these descriptions are CRAZY. anyway im being held at gunpoint to start another list of words

as someone of chinese ethnicity, i had to put this book down bc i am so uncomfortable.

me, listening to a book about hockey: wow there sure is hockey! 🤔

getting real sick and tired of lord henry’s big mouth 🔫