Caitlin > Recent Status Updates

Why can’t you just LOVE EACH OTHER. Oh and fuck Phillip. I bet he looks like Hitler’s wet dream. Disgusting.

Ahhh why can’t these characters in romance novels just be open and honest with each other?!? That would solve all their problems! I’m so angry but I also love it at the same time. Fuck my life…

Damn Michael. You got me catching feelings too.

Honestly, not really understanding what their problem is with Hester, other than her terrible name. However, not a huge fan of the characters yet as they pretty much introduce them as my infamous “winey millennials” who I find myself reading about oh so often. I guess we’ll see.

I’m gonna say it: f*** Caroline Bingley. This b**** is sitting on her a** while her brother is being accused of murder! My money is on her as the killer because I think the whole prison experience will really humble her.

Ugh, I just want to hug Charlie so much right now. What a sweet man. Nealie doesn’t deserve him. Although, he was a little too uppity but I can forgive that for accepting Nealie and her child. What. A. Man.

So this is why they say men ain’t shit.

SHE KILLED THE FUCKING DOG!?!?

This man really wants to seem different because he wants to have sex with her while she’s on her period?!? And the fact that he is in tune with her vagina!?!? Like what!?! And the author just leaves that there, doesn’t explain it, or why mer-people can be in-tune like that. But you know, she can go into detail about the colors of a period tampon. That was so fun to read...

Her friend is literally threatening to kill herself and the main character is like “Sorry, I have a dick appointment.” And then proceeds to go home and cuddle with her DOG and then go and meet the guy who has a toes fetish and she compares to her dog will he is going down on her. I swear, I can’t make this stuff up.

I’m going to need substantial compensation for the amount of mental Heath deterioration I am going through. Now one character is trying to have sex with her son’s friend. This feels more like a porn plot than a PUBLISHED BOOK.

I cannot mentally handle this right now. I’m not sure if this girl wants to fuck or kill the dog. Her friends are even more horny that she is. And she has no common sense when it comes to sex, even though she is having it almost every day. I just can’t. If I read one more paragraph about some other character’s butt, I’m going to absolutely lose it.