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They walk, they get robbed, they walk, they almost get robbed, they walk some more ... this book went to the LOTR school of fantasy pacing

halla is a little juvenile tbh

Roz girl, I know it's probably the un-dealt-with PTSD, but YOU are in fact the cause of all your miscommunication problems

am I hating this? not at all!
am I enjoying it? 🫥

i finished one chapter of one book this month everyone clap 🫥

"The uterus generates the same amount of pressure with menstrual cramps as it does with labor contractions" .... I'm sorry what

dense but interesting!

Guys who the hell tried to sell this to me as a fun fantasy??!!?!!?! this is a horribly sad addiction story and I'm naming all of you as my reason when I have to take FMLA to recover

CHEESE GRATER?!???

if you can ignore feminism a teensy bit, this is mind numbingly enjoyable

im fully aware this isnt harry potter, but the Hermione character is her exact same personality, and they made Draco witty and sardonic .... I need him to be meaner and more traumatized

Wow ok did you at least kiss the brick before you threw it?

ahahaha these people are so annoying
(🎵shhh I am these people here is a dollarrr)

Thank you ashley for the rec! I can already tell this is going to be insanely sad

despite all the magic mumbojumbo this is going down like water

wait after 30 pages of insane magic college nonsense you're telling me these bitches are in PHILADELPHIA

oh holy y/a

"Glurp glurp" Jesus Christ I'm so uncomfortable

Emily read every Taylor Jenkins Reid book while writing this

She cannOT have this level of self esteem

Lovinngggggggg

where the crawdads sing meets seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo

The beast stuff??? LET THIS 9YO HAVE A PUPPYYYYYY

her WEDDING DRESS?!??!? you BITCH!!!! EVERYONE apologize RIGHT NOW

I too faint any time someone asks me to do my job