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I was gonna read this but I was very drawn in by the voice acting so I committed to the 13 hour audiobook

Like okay

Julie and I spent abt 5 min clowning this ugly ass cover, it is beginning to inspire me to learn how to rebind books

“Agnes has always known how many children she will have. She has foreknowledge of this: she knows there will be two children of hers standing at the bed where she dies.” Okay take me out back and shoot me

Not only are these the worst people ever but the writing is so bad I’m grateful I’m listening to this because I would immediately give up if i was reading

Ughhh I don’t want to finish this bc I don’t want it to end (it has been 4 months)

I kind of get it, like I think dying in a plane crash would be pretty awesome

Exactly what I needed right now, girl who’s going to be okay

They keep acting like the child is the most insane child ever asking the most insane questions ever, when in reality she’s just asking people if they are dating or whatever. Everyone in this book is so annoying

Absolutely insufferable lesbian daughter AND loser ocd son, it’s me. Itssss. Meeeeeee

I cant believe this is on here

It’s just gag after gag

I can not believe finn wolfhard plays Boris in the movie that’s so twisted… that’s how I know there’s no hope in the world.

It seems that only Donna Tartt can override my senses with the words she puts on the page, it’s a step beyond immersion; I need an exorcism!

Moby dick 😦

So I had no literally idea what this book was about and I was a little, shocked? To say the least. But I was locked in reading on the plane

I was given this book and it’s perfect brainrot book

Freaky ass bisexual boy

Immersive reading experience

The people (me) yearn to be at sea

I like listening to these sailing audiobooks while scrubbing the floor at work because it’s kind of like an immersive experience, as if I’m scrubbing the poop deck on these ships. Except I’m in a hot restaurant and not in the middle of glacial waters

“Ontario sucks. As the prophets say.” Okay come on now don’t be immature, I hear Ontario has a lot. Some might even say Ontario is one of the best places to live in the world.

peter pissing me off

Jeanette Winterson never fails to absolutely captivate me in the mundane