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She is a soul-sucking parasite and I am enamored with her

Fun concept. Bad execution. It takes itself too seriously. I thought there'd be more magic and more adventure but it is a lot of exposition and nothing happens

Act 1
Lord Henry: *gives the worst advice ever known to humankind*

Dorian: tee-hee 🤭🤪 Henry, you are so bad! But I will take this advice to heart and make it my whole personality

*Dorian is then responsible for an innocent person's death*

Dorian: Welp... I never saw this coming

Act 2
Dorian has NOT learned his lesson

The way Dorian broke up with Sibyl, you would have thought she murdered his whole family. He was SO brutal. However, her being a terrible actress and him getting the ick is so real and I would have dumped her too

I don't understand why everyone is so enthralled and fascinated by Lord Henry. 😭
He is so annoying. If I knew this man — I'd avoid him at all costs!!
He's a pessimist and a contrarian.
AND he would have thrived on 2012 Tumblr!!!!

this is another example of why you should never trust a man in stem 🧪