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Surely I'm not reading what I think I'm reading, because ffs WHY?! what sort of grief is this? If I was a certain "halo" and witnessed this, I would perish 😠 what is this writing direction 😩

Maeve is DOWN BAD for Z :D
Jokes aside, did I miss the moment when Z got softer with her? Was it due to the scene with his brother? Like, he was very hostile (yet still horny?) towards her + now not really. Hmm, I more enjoy straight up fantasy scenes here (plot/monsters/vivid macabre descriptions etc.) than romance between Z and M🤨 And how is M already improving her magical gifts, if it's only been few days?

Probably Maevyth's sister (if she's alive?) while Maeve is studying glyphs, training + admiring Zevander's looks:

Imagine you get to your target, try to kill it (his future love, btw) and meanwhile, you are trying to handle your unexplained raging boner & urge to basically mount her (chill,nothing happened)☝️🤓 BYE, I WOULD BE SO CONFUSED

"Charles!"

Ya'll, this is equivalent to matching rings but CaPri edition.

What a diabolical gift. So very clever. Backhand vs caress 👀

''We could try some other arrangement.''
''You're right: it should be me in front and you carrying the horse.''

Should I blame Laurent for my imagination, or myself? ->

You can't fool us, Damien:

Every person when thinking of their ex 😆😆:

"He was a trailer trash in his finest form. So why the hell I find its so hot."

I dunno gang, I feel like I'll be in minority here when I'll review this. I feel so bored and uninterested + everything feels flat. And if I hear their full name (first and surname) AGAIN I will yeet my headphones into the oblivion

Chapter 10 - ulalaaa you guys. I would love to be Frankie at this moment. 3 is where the party's at heh

Basically Avi and Kyran rn hah

I'm getting so man bro wth

"Right now, I’m just putting a burden on you, Father."
"......"
"I’m passing the weight of a story I should be carrying alone onto you. Because I hate you, I want you to become burdened, too… and struggle."
"......"
"But isn't that better than us sharing absolutely nothing?"

Stab me, why don't you 😭

I'm screaming, crying and literally throwing up 😭😭😭 my poor heart can't take this ahh

I want to perish 🥲

I think it's 16% for ch 12 of audiobook.
Baptiste... nooo 😤😤😤 how could you??

I support Aaron's rage 🫡 go nuts babe

Not sure what % is ch45, as I'm listening to the audiobook but ok whatever. So... Rachel huh. I liked her in novella, but she somehow gets on my nerves in this novel. Also, these sniffers sometimes have some weird descriptions given by the author. I mean, the things or expressions they use. I will continue this, as some characters have interesting dynamics, but I can already see myself rolling my eyes to the heaven..

Reread of my precious 😌

Nah honestly, I could take on Gehrman Sparrow... says me in delusions haha

REMINDER BABES, THIS BOOK IS OUT FINALLY!
AWAY, AWAY TO THE STORE I SAY! 🙌

That's so Guo Changcheng lol - to end up in a wrong place. And for over 6 months , nonetheless 😆

If I hear one more time how Fred is their son and they are his mommy/daddy, I will lose it 🙂 not even talking about human/animal dialogue? Now... I have 2 cats of my own and I love them dearly, but this .. nah 😄

Oh no.. you will punish your stalker via being in front of a web camera, by using a custom (molded from a famous 🌽 actor's 🍆) vibrator. It's nothing to scoff about, she said. GIRL BYE! 😆 WHAT A HORRIBLE PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR HORNY MASKED MAN 🤣 HE WILL BE SO SAD

What in the cursed anarchy is this? 😂🙈😂 I'm just guessing % here, as I'm listening to the audiobook but lmao. This is equally cringe, hilarious and so out of pocket. I think I would have dnf'd this, if I only read the book. But audio narration? Worth it so far :D

Imagine there's a super serious and dangerous situation, and you see a person's?? body falling down suddenly. So you try to catch it, yeah? But as soon as you touch the body, a fake exaggerated moan happens 😆 this whole this is comical yet the situation itself is chilling. What a wonderful balance 😌

Ahh so Shen Wei is a yearner. Gotcha.

"He imagined gathering that warm body close, pressing kisses to those eyes, that hair, those lips... tasting and partaking of every part. He imagined possessing Zhao Yunlan utterly."

"But he didn't move a muscle. Just looking at Zhao Yunlan and thinking about him was seemingly enough."

Not 'warrior' Guo Changcheng ordering life-sized blowup doll for possession 😆😆 help