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“The duke rested one fingertip upon it. ‘That’s what your lives are worth.”
— How It Goes · p. 10 (2%)

“If you had that grin, at least clean your teeth, and if you had those teeth, at least don’t grin.”
— How It Goes · p. 10 (2%)

“She sank like a rock.”
— Chapter 24 · p. 374 (64%)

“And there it was. This was how they were going to write this goddamned talking sex doll head into our story.”
— Chapter 24 · p. 374 (64%)

“Donut freaked the absolute fuck out.”
— Chapter 22 · p. 355 (60%)

“It’s like a water slide.”
— Chapter 22 · p. 355 (60%)

“Uh, Carl, does ‘consummation’ mean what I think it means?” Donut asked.
— Chapter 21 · p. 324 (55%)

“You’re the luckiest motherfucker in the dungeon right now. You did it. You got away with it.”
— Chapter 19 · p. 305 (52%)

“It was, quite simply, one of the most brilliant assassinations I have ever seen a crawler execute. And I applaud you for it.””
— Chapter 19 · p. 305 (52%)

“They will not fucking break me.”
— Chapter 18 · p. 283 (48%)

“Times like this, I wish cats really were colorblind,” Donut grumbled.
— Chapter 18 · p. 283 (48%)

“My goodness. Is it me, or is she a complete loon?”
— Chapter 18 · p. 283 (48%)

“That was the moment I changed my mind.”
— Chapter 17 · p. 269 (46%)

“Mongo slowly approached the girl, and he dropped the stuffed pink bunny in front of her. The girl picked it up and held it tight. She closed her eyes. I took the photo from my inventory, the one of her and her mother and father, and I put it on the nightstand.”
— Chapter 17 · p. 269 (46%)

“Have you come to kill my father? You’re a little late. He’s already dead. Do you want to come in? I’m making lemonade!”
— Chapter 15 · p. 234 (40%)

“We can sleep when we’re dead.”
— Chapter 14 · p. 221 (38%)

“We are all prostitutes in one way or another, I suppose.”
— Chapter 13 · p. 208 (35%)

“You’re not going to break me. Fuck you all. I will break you.”
— Chapter 13 · p. 208 (35%)

“In order to impregnate an in-heat rock buffalo, it was required for the male buffalo to penetrate his lady love five times in rapid succession. I could have gone my entire life without knowing that random fact.”
— Chapter 12 · p. 195 (33%)