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Found families always make my cry

She has to go to a party to deal with drunk boy-
Me: “ew, why does this need to be her problem?”
Him a few chapters later- it wont happen again, she can’t be my crutch if I want her to be mine.
Me:”yessss!” 💃🏻

“This requires a different kind of healing.” I swear to god if this is a magical healing penis I am out.

Not convinced she loves him. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I believe the reason they will break up in the third act has been reveled. It’s dumb. Yawn. Don’t think I have it in me

Laughed out loud at the grumbly male narrator voice- doesn’t seem to fit the vibe of the book but I’ll try.

6 stars.

It gonna finish this one because I’m sure I’ve read it before

I think this narrator is used to doing commercial work- this is the peppiest sex scene I’ve ever listen to.

It’s hard to be an author. It’s hard to be a comedian. I’m sure it’s incredibly hard to be both. But this doesn’t land for me.

pausing in the middle of making dinner to suggest a drinking game- any time the word “silent” or “silently” comes up- take a drink.

Just kidding- don’t do that. You will die.

Giving this another go….

You can’t convince me this narrator isn’t Anna Faris

Why do they like each other?

Ps I love you + books and handsome bookseller. ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

He “Shook his salt and peppered head. He must have been at least 35 by my estimate. For an older professor he was still fairly handsome”

WTF?!

Really impressed with the sound proofing they must have in this house…

What 14 year old boy says “Someday, when I’m big…” 😒 we’re only in chapter 2…