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Tarjei Vesaas the ominous whimsy you wield!!

This is excellent but I'm choosing to stop here :((

I haven't seen enough horror movies!!!! Two have been spoiled for me (understandably so, of course we've gotta talk about them here) already, unfortunately. I'll revisit once I watch more! I read very little of this collection but it is very interesting!!!

Obsessed with the image of breaking an ankle during a stairwell makeout sesh

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https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ?si=rrWtb...

On one hand, Josh Malerman seriously nails the guilt and anxiety that comes with being a "handful" of a child. On the other, is that REALLY an experience I want to revisit? 😩

This poor kid is so screwed 😭😭

I also call my dad Daddo :'D

So that's why there's a sledgehammer on the cover

The real horror being Misha's realization that his characters are ridiculous is disturbingly relatable and absolutely hilarious

Oh the slowish start was WORTH IT.

Sorry Chuck I need this

Consider my chuck tingled

Is it too late to admit that I don't know what a surveyor is

If we have to tell you it's a tower one more time, I swear-----

Tin can baby has me like 🥺🥺🥺

A dog dies in this and it's like the fifth most upsetting thing that happens

The phrase "hot-penny taste of panic" will be stuck in my head for days

Art Linkletter x Richard Nixon yaoi

Rick Emerson writing my biography:

Kariana was born in 2003 to two teenagers who knew nothing of parenthood, but where it really began was at the 1999 Kids' Choice Awards, during which a teaser of SpongeBob SquarePants aired. Tom Kenny went to Catholic school and dabbled in stand-up comedy. Sponges absorb water, much like how Kariana absorbed different traits from her mother and father ...

(I am enjoying this!! :))

mawia bamfowd

How do you pronounce the title of this

I am one of the top ten comedians in the U.S.

Unexpected shout-out to we women who abandon our instruments and don't know how to return to all the hard work we put into them :''''')

I know celebrities are people or whatever but baby you will always be Kelsey Jannings to me 🥰

Harriet Tubman is to the Underground Railroad what Beyoncé is to Destiny's Child is the take I never knew I needed

Kate Folk has accepted the challenge

THIS IS SO FIRE ALREADY