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“Celibacy cured my shit disease” LMAO 🤣 (see what i did there)

funfunfunnnn

my mother, my daughter got me 😭

i like how the bunnies call hair as bitch curtain i will be applying this irl tyvm

part 2 of wtf is going on let’s gooo 🐰 *insert psychedelic sfx*

Hahahahhahha bitch wtf is going on

“I want to spend my whole life doing nothing. For my whole life, that I die, I want to just breathe without anyone interfering in my life. That’s all I wish for.” Well, if this isn’t a mood

ok, i would have a crush on gus irl but mf really had a day and a half with his ex and not call or text….. why do men

uh idk this is kinda too cheesy for my liking….

“Now go get my baby and take her away from here so I can have some sex with my filthy rich husband.” -me to my sister (hi siz) when i have a baby

i love alyssa

I forkin knew it!!!! Love bombing at its finest

idk what to feel about this not in the mood to think

BITCH 😂 ok maybe reading romance after fighting with a mans isn’t ideal bc

Narcissistic partners are like "Disneyland dads"— they're able to perform beautifully on the fun but are not of much use when the rest of life happens. LMAO

New Age Narcissism talks about cultish spaces yes! Also, Dr. Ramani said, the self-help indoctrination can be stirred in the wrong way and bitch yes!! This is why i hate that subtle art of ngaf & that why men love bitches book that became a tiktok thing before like im sorry but just say you’re toxic and go (no offense if u liked these books)🙊

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if i could do nothing and listen/read this book i would but man, i NEED to pause and debrief 😮‍💨 who knew you could feel fascinated, staggered, paranoid, and scared all at the same time? not a good combination, my stomach hurts BRB.

me in a sec: 😶‍🌫️🍷

ok nina riva’s people pleasing tendency was a byproduct of a narcissistic dad hmpf still mad at mick 😤

Fitting book to follow Malibu Rising 😌 take me to Siargao now plsss

i LIVE for scolding hot tea c’mon drama!

don’t count yourself out this early. you’re all sorts of things you don’t even know yet. 😮‍💨 maaaan why is my heart lowkey hurting

omfg TJR you sneaky sneak!!!

I had absolutely no interest in being somebody else’s muse. I am not a muse. I am the somebody. End of fucking story. PERIODDD i loves this audiobook