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i love cobra

larisa SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP oh my god she’s so annoying holy shit

color me intrigued but it will take me a second because i’m not *that* intrigued

jeep wrangler… i thought—

i actually don’t give a single flying fuck about elise and her backstory. go to therapy, harlot🫩 and matter of fact, kill paul while you’re at it smh he don’t deserve shit either. waiting patiently to find out what chapters they both die a fiery gory well deserved death sighhh

reading one a day for 21 days, will update 🐗

CUNNYYYYY OH MY GOD I WISH I DIDNT HAVE EHES OR KNOW HWO TO READ

i’m mortified

what the actual fuck

she’s so fucking irritating

so dramatic

tiktok… how dare you.

oh bitch i need him

vuk im otw

youre kidding.

wait i’m gagged i wasn’t expecting that

YOU CAN! YOU CANNNNNNN!

hehehe

mama mia!!!!!

fuuuuuuckkkk LMAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOOA this is so silly i can’t help but to laugh

when i say i would’ve killed him, know that i mean it.

she wasn’t readyyyyyygghy LMAAOAOAOAO

oh bitch they’re dirtyyyy

omg they’re freaaaaaaksssssssssssss yall freaakyyyyyyy

he sure did! where’s my money!

i *will* slide down the wall and pass out if the big guy gets pegged. $20 says he does, update soon 🫡

oh my god, like i knew what i was getting into but it’s even crazier reading it

OH MY GOD ID KILL MYSELFFFFFFFFFFFF omg mia girl omg

i would’ve taken him out back and shot him.