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oh she’s batshit cray too

im intrigued cause hello

ETHAN NO WAY YOU— NO WAY— YOURE ALL JUST FREAAAKSSSSSS OMGGG

NO SHE DIDNTTTTTTT MATILDAAAAAA OMG YALL ARE FREAKED OUTTTTT

I HATE THE COVER OH MY DAYS— but anyway, i love mountain men and i am not ashamed.

im chewing off my fingernails as i write this. gnawing on the bars of my enclosure. howling at the moon like a rabid wolf. banging my fists on the table like a gorilla. bitch, im geeked.

CAMERON NO YOU DID NOT

god i’m mortified for her and i don’t even work here

*cue mariah carey* its timeeeeeeeeeeeee

bitch i’ll cry RIGHT NOW

me when the thing that i was worried was gonna happen, happened.

shut the fuck up. “I’d decorate your pot with seashells. I’d never leave you alone. I’d take you with me everywhere. I’d have your lava lamp and a bottle of Murkle’s Mustard where you could see it from your pot—” STOPPP

when was the last time i couldn’t stop smiling as i read

oh bitch i’m scared

the almost rage i feel when i read about how they talked about witches back then. that women are more easily tempted because they’re weak and feeble. that they hear the devils beckoning easier. forgive the women for finding a more holistic way to cure an ailment that doesn’t involve draining a body of its bad blood or removing limbs. sue us.

idk i’m loving the language and imagery rn

oof

fletcher i stg if you blow up abt how you couldn’t possibly love her to her face after naming two stars after her parents im going to slice you up like a slasher film🍿

someone lmk why i’m reading new books i find instead of the 500 books in my tbr. better yet! why am i reading on my
phone when i have 70 paperbacks at home ive yet to touch?…

waiting for pandora to grow a backbone. waiting for her to tell her mother off. waiting for her to tell bellatrix to go fuck herself. waiting for her to corner her brother who seems to be deteriorating in front of her and ask him if he’s okay and why he looks crazy. MAAM CAN YOU ASK QUESTIONS AND JUST BE CONFRONTATIONAL LIKE DAMN.

you mean to tell me she’s read all these spicy books but didn’t think to employ the fake husband trope herself? girl cmon

we’re up to 1.8x speed and it’s not on KU so this is solely an audiobook for me. kinda love it.

BIG WHOOP THE MF WROTE A NOTE ABOUT EVERYTHING HE NOTICED WHILE YOU WERE TOGETHER. girl moses is right thereeeeeeeeeee you could’ve had it gooooood. one asshole writing a note about things he knows about you and all of a sudden you’re back. honey, a backbone! order one! like fuckkkkkkkkkk.

apparently, i looked it up bc im pissed, you can still proceed with a divorce if the other party is refusing. ik he’s contesting the divorce and idk if that stops her from filing on her own but bitch free yourself!!!!! but ik they end up together because this is a grovel ROMANCE so yeah i hate that for her but anywho.

fuck this fucking guy man. like i actually hate him. i understand that he’s not willing to give up on them but she’s all but begging you down on her knees for you to sign the fucking papers. if you guys are really meant to be you’ll find your way back to each other once you’re divorced but good god just give her what she’s asking for.

him not signing the fucking papers is pissing me off so fucking bad like why are you holding this from her. give her what she wants and then try???? you’re blackmailing her you piece of shit.

my audiobook while i was driving from sc!

it’s exactly what you think it’s gonna be